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I still have two tins of the stuff left.I'm thinkin' of savin' them and giving them to the local church for harvest festival for the old dears. :devil: That should keep them regular,won't be needing prunes then.

Can't say i've ever heard that Mr S. Went to Morrisons yesterday,had a special offer on Stagg chilli 2 for 2 quid. Nob 'ed here went for the dynamite one,had it on a jacket spud a little while ago and i am now living in fear of my life should i go for a crap.I'm sure flames will shoot out my ass,man was that hot Just thought i'd share that with you for no reason whatsoever :P

Saw Son of Dave supporting Supergrass November before last Kets',complete revelation.At the Ritz,small venue,he came on,everyone was talkin' away.We were sat upstairs on the balcony meaning we had the best view overlooking everyone. Never announced himself,just came on stuck his beatbox down,pulled his harmonica out and started playing.People carried on talking but very quickly it just went quieter and quieter as people turned to pay attention to what was going on on the stage and it was superb,had never heard of him before that but a big fan now. Amazon et al were sellin 02 for best part of £11 quid plus posting,got it on e bay for £1.24 which was nice,not heard of Seasick Steve but will certainly look him up. Anyway 5 for tonight (with the caveat that they are sorta personal so feck off if you don't like 'em,it's just a time and a place i'm in at the moment) Blur - The Universal Sex Pistols - Anarchy in the UK Floyd - Shine on you Crazy Diamond James - Ring the Bells Kraftwerk - Autobahn

Second by a country mile Many a corner to be turned yet in the run in,new blood in the squad Donny and Yeovil at home next,points they can't get back off us when we win. It really,really,really could happen. Ok,play offs.But i would love it,I WOULD LOVE IT if i was wrong ;)

Mr Clinton PE teacher at Lyndhurst juniors when i were a young un had a neat party piece of grabbing your hair at the sideburn on one side of your head then hoisting you up 'til you were on tip toe before telling you what a nasty little naughty git you were,then he'd stop one of the kids who had trainers on borrow it and leather you with it (thus implicating the kid who's trainer he had borrowed in your pain leading to playground retribution for said judas later) genius Fitton Hill Comp,think maybe Mr Walsh and Tamar Bridge may have been alumni of this sterling academy before i made an appearance there.My class teacher for five years "Corky" was also a pro rugby player and when he hit you or had you shake hands with Harold(his pet name for his strap) you stayed hit.Only had the pleasure once,in my first year,made sure i never did it again. Deputy head was Mr Murray used to wander round with a golf club all the time in a threatening manner,sure he used to lift the girls skirts with it.Had an RE teacher but for the life of me can't remember his name but he liked to sing a song.Always precluded by him opening a little case he carried containing a recorder,blowing one note for tuning purposes then putting it back in the case before starting to sing. Jim the Geography teacher,by the time we were in 5th year he had developed a little thing for one of the girls and used to wander up during lessons on the pretext of seeing her work as an excuse to get close to her.This was always preceded by a nervous cough as he approached her.Summat all the lads in the class quickly latched on to leading to convulsive coughing fits around the clas whenever he approached the vicinity.

After midnight is a magnificent time to listen to music,when you have no neighbours Son of Dave-Mannish Boy Doors-Peace Frog Jimmy Cliff-No Justice Talking Heads-Psycho Killer Underworld-Born Slippy Bob-No Woman No Cry Alright that's six,my house my rules.

That should read several pairs of national health glasses some with wire rims and at least half held together at the hinges with sellotape wound round em 15 times so it was really thick.Also the kid who always had the snot dew drop permanently hanging from one nostril and snot up the cuff of one sleeve.What's more i can still recall most of the names of these kids from juniors.Still got my class photos from all 4 years.Unusually for the time we had a Nigerian kid in junior 2 and 3 in our class and on the year 3 black and white photo someone has imaginatively plonked him on the end of a row in front of a very dark cupboard meaning all you can clearly see is his light coloured tank top and beaming smile.

Always struck me as bizarre the conspiracy theory about the Pentagon,the people on that plane died they had grieving relatives,families,kids.They were interviewed,on tv,talking about their loss.If they weren't really grieving relatives but actors it wouldn't stand up for very long. Bit of a no brainer.

Went on a rather memorable race trip years back that ended up with the lad sat in front of us on the coach being sick on himself after too much beer whilst his girlfriend screamed at him to stop doing it,erm hello he's being sick you can't just turn it off like a tap he'll be done when he's done love Actually,while i think about it my guardian angel probably saved my life that day,decided in my drunken wisdom it would be a hoot to walk across a narrow parapet on a bridge with a 40 foot drop into a trickle of a river.Sick boy thought it would be a hoot to rugby tackle me off it but luckily one of the lads grabbed him by the collar of the shirt as he made a lunge for me and i jumped over his outstretched arms.Then later his girlfriend threatened to bottle me for having a go at him,like i say memorable trip Having the day off today cos i can,which is nice.

Would appear i'm joining you,took a lent bet today beer v fags first to crack with the lodger. I'm not confident,but i'm having a pre lent binge in preparation just to get it out of my system an all,as you do. Believe i have til Wednesday,why the feck do you catholics start your purges midweek.It's just not right.

jumping jehosiva get in. Got tickets for the Killers in Sheffield next Friday and just found out the even better Black Rebel Motorcycle Club are the support. Happy as a jumping jehosiva pig in the :censored:tiest of rubbish i am now,bring it on Edit:Flipin jumpin jehosovah,what's all that about where's me swearin' gone feck,feck,feck,feckity feck. Feckin infringement of my civil liberties i tell ya,i'm gonna sue. Arsewipe harumph

For tonight Buffalo Springfield - For what it's worth Martha Reeves-Heatwave Al Wilson-the Snake The Tams-Be young,be foolish but be happy Dobie Gray-Out on the floor

Dublin is brilliant from my somewhat hazy recollections of it,3 of us went on a day trip that started with a Wednesday tea time drink followed by train to Holyhead on which one of the other lads fell drunkenly asleep so me and t'other drunk all the beer he'd brought.Early hours of the mornin' ferry more drinking but obviously guinness now as we were technically over the water,arrived about 6am feeling very refreshed.Dublin dart into centre,hearty brekkie.Tourist info half eight,where will we find a pub open.Directed us to the pub Thin Lizzy apparently started in (if you ask the barman he'll show you the rehearsal room they used upstairs) can't for the life of me,or the liffey of me ,remember it's name but at 9am it was rammed and this was a Thursday. Sensible mate had one pint and went off sightseeing and buying books at the university book shop me and t'other went on an increasingly strange odyssey around various pubs leading away from the centre culminating in me playing the self proclaimed pool champion of Dublin for a fiver and beating him but he refused to pay me as you english won't get anything out of me,but when i appraised him of my Scots heritage he did pay up saying he wouldn't cheat a fellow celt then we ganged up on my mate (i was drunk it's allowed). Found our way back to the Thin Lizzy pub,more beer all had a big row as sensible mate was now sensibly sober while we were now completely,totally and utterly :censored:faced.Ferry going back was late,last train home from Holyhead had already left when we got back so we somehow ended up in Llandudno Junction having got the first local train that came along having a lock in at the pub by the station before sleeping there. Was nearly as good as the Amsterdam jaunt that ;) Always shambolic when we go on an away day but hey that's half the fun :P

There done at 14.37,piece of pish

Was a bit slow but not that slow it was a pain Mr S,i may well just go and post on it again now to show how easy it is :P :P

Sorry to disappoint oafc 2004 but similarly i think you"ll find the 450 was mine if you check the post number,yours was reply 450 making it post 451 not post 450 MWWWWAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHA :P :P :P :P Anyway we don't count half centuries,that's for girls ;) Remained fell off the wagon today,worked the morning got drunk this afternoon.Will try and mend my ways tomorrow,honest. In the meantime,cheers

Just had the longest spell of sobriety since i was in training for the Latics 10k (impressive eh,you'd have thunk i was in training for the olympics at the time,if i never drink appletize again it will still be too Fliping soon). Told Jimi T yesterday it still took me 54 Fliping minutes but i blame that on Rochdale Rd in Shaw,wheelchairs were overtaking me going uphill on there,sly twats set you off along Broadway and Oldham Rd then you turn a corner and they spring that on you. I was winning 'til then. ;) Kinda fell of the wagon yesterday and today,sat here with a can of stella trying to stay awake for the Superbowl,but i'm back off it tomorrow.I will be 3 stone lighter by christmas. Honest.

Was indeed fine,you not think the atmosphere went up a notch late on from all around the ground. Mighty,mighty fine. Ah who am i kidding it was FlipING SUPERB,not the best of games but an injury time winner against a team managed by himself. GET IN Can't even begin to imagine what soldiers went through in the first and second world wars because unless you have been there i don't think you can but i do find reading about it affects me a lot Gill it must have been desperate.Brother in laws grandad was at the Somme and was injured in the first couple of days giving him a permanent disability but apparently he never complained as he knew he was lucky to still be alive.One of my most treasured possessions is my grandads first world war medals,never knew him he died whilst my ma was pregnant with me but somehow it gives me a link to him when i see his picture and he looked a grand chap.

Superb atmosphere in the Chaddy as well,almost didn't believe the ref had given it for a couple of seconds.That pitch is shocking though bobbling about everywhere,a thousand plagues on your house Oldham Roughyeds Flip off and play somewhere else,don't need you jeopardising us winning the league by nullifying our silky skills.

GET IN YA BEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYY

Don't know if i posted it on the other long thread Stipey but last year when i was up at my ma's went walking in Stonehaven up to the war memorial which stands alone out of town on a hill overlooking the sea.On the inside of it there is an inscription running around the top "One by one death challenged them one by one they smiled in his grim visage and refused to be dismayed" kinda stuck in my head so when i got back home i googled it. Turned out to be a quotation from a book called "A Student in Arms" by a guy called Donald Sankey written during the first world war,he was a Second Lieutenant in the 1st Royal Warwickshire Regiment and was killed in action at the Somme on October 12th 1916. More internet searching managed to get me a 1917 hardback copy for £3,got a picture of the author inside which somehow makes the story more real because putting a face to the name gives you a mental image of him when you are reading it. Been delving into the Torex saga as well via the financial times website,seems the company are about £203 million quid in debt give or take a few pence. Seems our Christopher is not the messiah he's a very naughty boy.

Why the Flip do butty shops employ shop assistants with an IQ smaller than an amoeba? Been in the same one near where i've been workin' twice this week. Cheese salad muffin,no cucumber.It's not hard,repeat after me.Cheese salad muffin no cucumber. Tuesday i wandered off opened me butty an hour later it's ham,ok everyone makes a mistake. Went in today shops empty as it was Tuesday (hmmmmm maybe that was a clue) and noticed before she chucked the cheese on she'd piled it with cucumber so being nice i pointed it out. "Sorry i thought you said no onion" IN WHICH FlipING LANGUAGE DOES NO CUCUMBER SOUND FlipING REMOTELY LIKE NO ONION YOU HALFFlipINGWIT,IF YOU WEREN'T DISCUSSING LAST NIGHTS EASTENDERS WITH FlipING CHARDONNAY(ta G)YOU WOULD HAVE KNOWN WHAT THE ORDER WAS YOU CLOTH EARED STUPID BITCH. Still it was only a butty,good job i don't let things wind me up ;)

Same estate today went in a house where one of the kids was called Whitney.god love 'em

What the Flip is going on,me emoticons are all over the place.Not getting pictures just text where the little Flipers should be. Been working on a council estate in Dukinfield today.One of me jobs was for a Miss Hills whose mother had the foresight to christen her Beverley.Got me thinkin' i wonder if when she christened her she envisaged a life on a council estate in Dukinfield for her.Funny old world eh. Also had a dog tryin' to eat me while the owner said don't worry he's just saying hello,well how about i say hello by kicking you in the rubbish see if you find that funny you arse. Meter reading,it's grate! Edit:Someone pushed a button or summat at OWTB towers,those emoticons just sorted 'emselves out. :sign0094:

While i think about it anyone who's a reader can i recommend Rat Scabies and the Holy Grail,punk meets the Da Vinci Code. Not half bad. Just passin' thro.