Thats very very noble of you. Yes I do mean noble!! I thought people would take the hit on trains. Last game of the season, wont be paying for trains / tickets for a while, and would it be the same if it was baking and you hadnt had a few lagers?
We could take the term fancy dress to it's literal extreme. Alternatively, I've always thought it would be amusing for a bunch of football fans to turn up as stewards. It'll be a prelude to our away kit next year like Brighton last year ;)