Name?
- Can I come back to that one?
Occupation?
- Retired Pit Pony
Location?
- Cumbria
How Long Supporting the Tics?
- 1973
Favourite Game (not the obvious one!)?
- Peek-a-boo. I just kills me, you never know what's gonna happen next.
All Time Greatest Player?
- For skill level and entertainment value: Alan Groves and Simon Stainrod
- But for greatness and overall loyalty to the cause, Ooooh Roger Palmer.
Favourite Current Member?
- Eardley
Where will we finish?
- 3rd. Then lose in the play-off final to a disputed late winner.
Biggest Rivals (in your eyes)?
- In the 80's was Bolton, 90's was City, not sure now as all our closest neighbours are in different Divisions to us, but probably Yeovil because you should stop drinking cider after the age of 17.
And Finally, You became a millionaire, Oldham were available to purchase, what would you do to make our club Secure for the future?
Re-upholster all the seats in pastel coloured satin and perhaps have a water feature at one end of the Lookers Paddock. Run free match day buses from every town north of Chalfonts St Giles, except Todmorden. Re-lay the pitch before every goal kick. Ban anyone who requires a scoreboard to keep tally on the score. Make it compulsory to speak in the accent of a pirate within 100yd of BP on match days. Free admission for the people with the biggest ears and hairiest eyebrows.