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222 users on line @ 2210hrs yesterday - What was the event for the previous record, appointment of Royle?

Certainly beats doing my On-line self assessment Tax Return

Best chance Murray has ever had to win a Grand Slam. Hopefully proved wrong but I feel a 'choke' coming

Playing Bid-up TV after a night on the lash. WTF am I gonna do with Dual facial toner with conductive gel and a 10 CD box set of Country & Western music

Surely a prerequisite is that they pass away first - whilst Charlton has been a one club man he has been a great embassador for British Sport in general with his role in Commonwealth & Olympic Games bids, I wouldn't have a problem in telling the missus to shut up for a minute in respect for him.

The lead actor in the local pantomime Aladdin was sexually abused from behind on stage last night. To be fair, the audience did try to warn him......

Mànran are hoping to be the first band in the 21st century to take a Gaelic songs into the official UK top 40. The song, “Latha Math,” (pronounced LAA MA) was written by Norrie MacIver and will be released on the 17th of January. It will be available for download only on Foot Stompin', iTunes, Play.com, MOG, Emusic, We7.com, Napster, Tesco digital.

Some universities have Women Studies, but no Men Studies. That's pretty sexist, but then I realised we do have Men Studies. It's called History.

Had to hang a simple picture today. Completely ballsed it up, now half a wall needs replastering.

Hasn't Lego gone sh#t. Kids had loads of boxes for Christmas. All the instructions have since been eaten or used to start fires. The only thing we can assemble that is remotely of any use, at best resembles an arse scratcher.

Not that much really, Berwick Rangers got £82k for their cup match against Celtic the other week. Admittedly they did have to fork out for a large tarpaulin and additional benches in order to extend the Main Stand.

Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.

I know we won 2-0 but I can't believe we didn't win FCBarca stylee. That's it for me I'm afraid, it's Tractor Pulling for me next weekend.

A bloke flashed his ar@e at the wife this morning. She was upset at the time. But now she's over the moon.

What did the lone ranger say to Tonto when they reached the US/Canadian border? 'Onto Toronto pronto, Tonto!'

Bought the wife a wooden leg for Christmas. It wasn't her main present, more a stocking filler.

Got really emotional at the petrol station this morning. Don't know why... I just started filling up.

Can see now why match played behind closed doors - according to the OS 'during the early stages Oldham felt behind' - Hope Sepp Blatter doesn't gets wind of this, unless it was a trial of new mincing rules to be brought in for the Qatar World Cup

I don't know the difference between a pitch inspection and a precautionary pitch inspection but I do know the difference between a Duck and a Cow - Except for a cow, they can both swim.

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Bang on the money The only outstanding answer is: 21. The Freshman by the Verve Pipe

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Is that Failsworth Manchester or Oldham ?