Magic Mikey

2 hours ago, Lukers1 said:

Wonnie  Pickerin

Never heard of you. 

4 hours ago, Hemel latic said:

I was thinking in terms of golf and tennis tournaments but realise I'm comparing apples and pears. 

Pears, seeing as we're in the Conference. 

Ronnie Pickering. 

1 hour ago, disjointed said:

And me. 

 

 

 

 

Mind you it wasn't a K

Nor was mine. That wouldn't have been going back. 

7 hours ago, peanuts2 said:

Yup just won the xmas lucky dip £1000 luuuuvley 

When I won the lucky dip I put my winnings back in. Thoughts? 

I feel a ginger Spartacus situation developing. 

McManaman 

I assume we're in the hands of the referee. We've all seen the standard of officiating this season. 

4 minutes ago, GlossopLatic said:

 

Oh no we've lost Wiseowl!

He's been taken hostage by a leftie clique. 

1 hour ago, LaticsPete said:

That dates it. Someone from the police coming out and investigating. 

I received a subsequent phone call to be told they were closing the case. I asked if that meant they'd caught them, he just laughed. 

2 hours ago, wiseowl said:

Cheers Monty  When we thrashed West Ham 6-0 in the semi 1st leg (and Neil Adams ran Julian Dicks a merry dance) I got home to find I`d been burgled - seriously burgled. The thieves had used a van and took much of my furniture as well. The police, however, grew very suspicious of my report because I was pacing up and down and couldn't stop smiling. After a few minutes, the 2 officers looked me straight in the eye and one asked me why I seemed so happy following such a traumatic crime. My reply was, "We've just stuffed West Ham 6-0 mate in the first leg of the semi-final - who wouldn't be happy?!" I slept on my living room floor that night as the burglars had taken both my beds. Happy days indeed!

I came back to a burgled house after the 2-2 draw with Everton in the FA Cup. I had the surreal experience of watching the highlights of the match as someone was dusting for prints around the house. 

2 minutes ago, BP1960 said:

 

They are raiding our right hand side and with Green having been booked he has to be careful, particularly with this referee.

Kiching booked too so have to be doubly careful.

Get Hope on for Green. 

Are there any competent refs at this level? Red cards do not come any clearer. 

Just now, nzlatic said:

It doesn’t work just looking at individuals. Olly Banks wouldn’t make anyone’s wish list based on his time here yet has promotions on his cv and is playing and scoring for Chesterfield this season. Ben Garrity is another example. 

He left us and found his level lower down the leagues.

38 minutes ago, TwistingMyMellon said:

 

Loan signings didn't work last season and haven't for the last 10 years at this club.

 

And we've already blown a load of money on paying off Unsworth, buying Norwood etc....

 

Not feasible.

 

 

Fulham in the cup? 

5 hours ago, Steve_R said:

He does sound like a cartoon character 

Maybe a trans character in Viz. 

40 minutes ago, redlion said:

It is. I can remember seeing Don Howe on TV decades ago, remember him ?

He was explaining how they were splitting the game up into fifteen minute periods. He went on to explain there were three periods in the first half and three periods in the second half. This was absolutely mind boggling stuff, he was deadly serious.

How would he have coped with the ten additional minutes we often get nowadays? 

Right lads, keep it tight for the first 3/11.

An indication of how I feel about this is that I have liked a post by Eyresy. Terrible decisión (by the club, not me). 

3 hours ago, LightDN123 said:

Dickinson can play left back. 

2 hours ago, Bobledgersheart said:

Where are the goals going to come from if he does?  

Two words. Maurice Whittle. 

Well that's thirty seconds I won't get back. 

1 hour ago, doctor evil said:

Jack stobbs used to put numerous crosses into the box or roughly near it. Doesn't mean he was good. We won 2-0, I had no frustration. None of his crosses in were accurate, he was pushed of the ball far too often and his assist was a 5 yard pass into nuttall who did all the work. If we ever get out of this league (the correct way), he won't be in the team....

How long does a pass have to be to count as an assist? 

2 minutes ago, Wardie said:

I think that was an assumption.

He had my hopes up there. 

2 minutes ago, dannyboy55555 said:

He’s gone 

Really? Source? 

3 minutes ago, mick26 said:

I just knew there were 10 doubles in a lucky 31 with 5 selections .

Five strikers can all be paired with the four others 5 x 4 = 20

But you double count each pairing so halve it to get ten. 

5 minutes ago, Wardie said:

Smart arse or an online permutations calculator?  

Or a Maths teacher. 

Edit and a smart arse.