Magic Mikey

8 hours ago, L1onheartNew said:

Don't get me wrong, he was an excellent player. Just that he could have waited a week longer to make his debut.

 

How many players don't you like?

 

Three.

McManaman, Hughes and the other one.(Sharp)

How I loathe the other one...

You've never seen Ian Baird play then? 

21 hours ago, JoeP said:

 

If you're going full kit, you've got to go with the Keeper's kit. With Gloves. Obvs.

From FKW to full John Burridge. 

11 hours ago, TheBigDog said:

maybe we should bring @Magic Mikey in on this?

I've made it clear I don't want to get involved. This proliferation of puns ales me. 

6 minutes ago, Crusoe said:

Adam Clayton? Hasn’t he lost his Edge?

I'm sick of the puns. Not you too. 

1 minute ago, Monty Burns said:

oh no. if youre doin it, then everything changed

I'm a hypocritical anti-punnist. Deal with it. 

29 minutes ago, latics22 said:

Brian cox interviewed on sky asked about a consortium of him and Brad Pitt. Tongue in cheek tho

He'd raise billions and billions. 

2 hours ago, Andy-latic said:

Anyone know if you still get 10% off at the club shop with a season ticket?

You did last season but not on sale items. 

2 minutes ago, Dave_Og said:

Getting a marquee signing would show some real in tent.

You're not going to canvas a lot of support with puns like that. 

34 minutes ago, Monty Burns said:

yeah but he lives in the future so he could find out today if he wanted.

if we havent signed anybody by this time l tomoro lm gona come on 'ere n discuss it with Lion where it will be tuesday but he cuda known sunday, however it will be monday for me. thing is Lion mite not see it til wednesday..

My mother in law genuinely rang her son in Malta at half time to get the full time score of a televised match. 

1 hour ago, L1onheartNew said:

All aboard the good ship glass half full...

It was a reference to time zones. If you lived in a sensible one, you'd find out on Monday with the rest of us. 

34 minutes ago, L1onheartNew said:

I really hope that the reported signings happen on Monday. I have to wait until Tuesday morning. It's painful.

Don't get ahead of yourself. 

3 hours ago, Monty Burns said:

l don't do it in purpose l promise

lve even started using the other rooms to try and limit such crazy hijackings in future!!!

That's what they want you to do. 

1 hour ago, Monty Burns said:

lm already involved l was just threading an advertising thru ball incase anybody thought the pisstaking  of mike halliwell above was real..

wonder where he is?

l dont really. sad fuck.

Does that make you a number 8 in lottery terms? 

5 hours ago, Monty Burns said:

is it open to new players?

 

Do you ever lurk near fruit machines? 

3 hours ago, Summerdeep said:

According to Sievwright's Wikipedia entry, he scored 326 goals in 174 appearances for Macclesfield Town in the period 1966-72.

Maybe Latics should never have released him....

I didn't like him in night matches but you could always rely on Sievwright in the afternoon. 

2 hours ago, Monty Burns said:

will the Chorley match be on their local frequency modulation radio broadcast does anybody know?

Comin in your ears

Make that both keepers. 

Keeper had a nightmare start which looks like costing them. 

To have a division with four up two down and the division below to be two up four down is ludicrous. There can't be any justification for it other than self preservation in the higher division (admittedly we'd be just as guilty as anyone else of that). 

49 minutes ago, RobinsDuckEgg said:

should've??

I think you've qualified for a whooooosh. 

55 minutes ago, oafc1955 said:

? Your example: Stockport, have taken 15 years to get where they are!!!

You also haven’t answered my question!

It's not 15 years since they got a decent owner. I'd be against any changes to the stadium that would preclude us from moving up the divisions. 

3 minutes ago, oafc1955 said:

We are in the NL and it will be at least 10 years or more before we even think about the Championship….if we replaced or refurbished the Chaddy could we go back to standing terraces?

That's a very negative view. Stockport are in the automatic promotion places as it stands. They could well be one step from the Championship next season. I don't see why we shouldn't have similar ambitions. 

46 minutes ago, astottie said:

Not sure we'd see much Joy in this Division.

Who can say what unknown pleasures lie ahead next season. 

20 minutes ago, Ogdenwoodwhittle said:

Totally agree  last Saturday was bangin!

The better of the three on paper. I was there on Thursday. 

35 minutes ago, OAFCLongsuffeting said:

I used to sit in the paddock (C-53) got pissed wet through and my ex took a ball to the face 

 

there’s plenty of better replacements

Bit harsh after a ball to the face. It can't have damaged her looks that much.