L1onheart

I live in Cornubia which is basically the halfway point between Brisbane and the Gold Coast. When people ask where I am from, I have an ID crisis and say Oldham.

When they say is that near Manchester? I say no mate, Manchester is a small city near Oldham.

They score goals, but Monkhouse's suspension will hurt them

Pool 1 V 3 Latics

White

3102

No, No, No, bar far and away the best sledge in cricket is Eddo Brandes, when asked by Glenn McGrath:

"Why are you so fat?"

Eddo replied, "Because everytime I make love to your wife, she gives me a biscuit."

 

Genius

I humbly stand corrected

He's still massively in credit for suckering Punter with his wink.

I will dine on this forever

Still, nothing quite beats the Marsh/Botham sledge

Botham comes to wicket and Marsh says, how's the wife and my kids?

Botham replies...wife's fine, kids are retarded.

Or when Ranatunga arrives at a hot Sydney wicket and asks for a runner.

Healy quips...you dont get a runner for being an overweight, unfit fat c*nt !

50 years old and I still manage to surpass the previous year's hangover!!!

If I see another bottle of Corona or Tequila, it will be too soon. Still, I managed to successfully avoid Aussie four ex gold for another year. That stuff makes Wilf's watered down Westwood OB taste like 100% proof.

Have a good one fellow ex pat.

Hope you're not rubbing it in too much with your buddies

Moi Steve? Never !!!

All out quicker than the TGWU at Rover

We are ten hours in front of you lot so I am typing thghis while I can still seew

Happy New year one anf all

Here's hoping !!!!

I like Parkin. Long way to go for a piece though.

Best away game: All of them....every night at midnight and now 1am.

Best home game: Collingwood

Best goal: all of them. The neighbours can testify to that!!(various times between midnight and 3am)

2011 is the year everything goes right; and everything comes in threes

Ashes: tick

Latics Promotion: shading thickening by the day, it will be in thick black ink by April.

Lions AFL premiership: This is the year that everyone thought would be last year. Shoe in.

....can you turn the alarm off love?

Just say you are taking the dog for a walk. I wont be long. All my love Erik xxx

The pressure on those who run cricket in Australia is different though. They have a team of losers, lead by the first captain ever to (hopefully) lose three Ashes series. The pressure for change is immense and, assuming they lose this game, what better time to change captain?

Most of my Aussie mates wanted to get rid before the ashes.

Punter out!

Taxi for Ricky !!

I think it appropriate that as our last game was against Dale, so should our next.....where we will set things straight and smash them off the park

Probably not quite the same, but a measure of how the world is today

http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/taxi-dr...6-1225976553305

The road in question has a 1k stretch without lighting; he was smack bang in the middle; his electrics failed; He was forced to drive down the road due to a diversion sign; you could see less than 5 metres in front of you due to the cyclonic conditions!!!

I mean wtf???

I wonder if Latics have cocked up? The Colchester site says tat their last match is off?

Nope, NOw on Colchester site

Still, I have a good feeling that everything is happening right for us. With udders losing yesterday, we are banking the games in hand. We are the fittest team in the division, Brighton and Wednesday are starting to self-destruct and we have the league sewn up!!!

I am still giddy from the day's play. The Barmy army singing SACKED IN THE MORNING, YOUR GETTING SACKED IN THE MORNING is still ringing in my ears....pure gold

 

I have four candles, but not sure if it is enough to melt the ice. Still everey bit helps!

Got any Hoes?

Spare a thought for the 98. I think that most would prefer we remember them with joy ...I think they would like it that way.

I have prepared a song in their memory:

Aussie, Aussie, Aussie. Out, Out, Out.

Aussie, Aussie, Aussie. Out, Out, Out.

Aussie, Out. Aussie, Out.

Aussie, Aussie, Aussie. Out, All Out.

Merry Christmas and Happy New year to all.....

Watch it. The last time someone came on here glorifying their local weather we sent the boys around and set his country on fire.

Dont worry OS, we willl engulfed in some kind of bush fire anyhoo before the end of the year

28 degs on Surfers Paradise this year, but as POB says, grey!! Although Boxing day at the G should more than make up for it.

I still cannot get used to no snow though

Would you trust this place to do your tattoo?

 

Hey Diego, it was all I could afford !!

I just hope that when I go to Sanskritia for my hols that the locals cant read!

My grans 87th birthday today, bless her american tan popsocks. And my best mates 39th, another mates 37th, and Pearl Harbours too!

BlueJazzer, I know heaps of people will have asked, and I am old enough to be her dad/brother, but who is the chick in your avatar?

It doesnt matter if she's animated, I had a crush on Daphne from Scooby doo for years !

Going to rain tomorrow late afternoon and All Tuesday. Strauss needs to declare now to get any result. Get Anderson to reverse swing and Swanny to pitch it in Dougie's footprints and it will be all over a couple of hours before the rain sets in. Go for the Kill tomorrow, bat for ten days and I can have a ball in Sydney whatever the result. Sweeeeeet

Just submitted this to the Barmy Army.....I am wallowing, while it lasts!!

We come to a land downnunder

Where women stare in awe and wonder

Can you hear can you hear Cook’s bat thunder

Another run, another four through cover?

If we bat for another day and a half; which on that track, we are more than capable, we will easily win by an innings.

Mental note to self: Write to Cricket Australia with recommended bra sizes for Ryan Harris