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How do you add piccies? Just found the mugshot bit.

Don't worry, we are doing! :bblue2: :baby:

You must have read my mind, I am going to do that too.

Added you as a friend too.

Oh, I have added you as a friend too.

I want to lose a fair bit more timber before going to one of them classes. They have boxing classes at our gym and I do fancy doing that although I don't think it is something Clare and I could do together, I need to find someone with a similar body size. Plus once I have lost more weight there is a pool and and a hydrotherapy pool which I am dying to have a go in, it is like a massive jacuzzi with added stuff like really powerful jets that pump water (well duh!) which looks to be quite invigorating.

He looks like that irish actor who was in that thing about a vet at a safari park which was on a good few years ago.

I had the induction at the gym on Monday and now have my own programme of excercises to do. 10 mins on the bike on level 8 keeping between 70 and 80 rpm, 1000-2000 meters on the rowing machine, 10 mins on the treadmill increasing the slope by 2 every minute. Then I work on my bicep curls, thigh extensions, seated row and one other that I can't remember. All in all it takes about 45mins to an hour, we went last night and I am paying for it today, my back is sore right in the middle and my biceps hurt. The back is a bad sign but the pain in the biceps is apparantly a good sign, shows muscle growth!

Still Paul Edwards!

Not much to tart up really so I had added picture of Barney lying on my belly.

Right, I am going to really tart my profile up then everyone will want to be my friend.

Balls.

I guess I will find out now.

Is it at 100 posts?

When does it change?

Just trying to change from Paul Edwards to who ever is next.

Nah, the Tommy Wright song is: "Tommy Wright, Tommy Wright, Tommy Tommy Wright, He gets the ball And scores a goal Tommy Tommy Wright"

Jailbird Gill I guess we should call you now! Just had an email to let me know that R.O.A.M. has added me as a friend so I clicked the link and found that 10 people had looked at my profile on here. Nosy buggers. I guess I had better add some more info for the next time you look at it eh Gill?

I am in the lucky position that they have just uploaded all the id photos on to the database so I spend half my time looking people up to see what they look like. If a student gets in touch called something like Tim Stratham-Smythe-Hawshawfotherington-Smith the mental image I get is of a chinless inbred born in to a life of luxury and priviledge. And you know what? In most case I am right. If a female student with a name such as Elsbeth Felicity Jenkinson-Smythe-Bebbington crops up then the mental image is of a young filly who is full of natural charms and legs that just don't stop. And again, in most cases I am right. Paula Wallace on the other hand looks like she models welders benches, I usually figure this out but can not resist just checking how cruel nature has been.

As you know I am getting married this and the lad who is my best man is obviously my best mate. He has returned the favour and asked me to be his best man for his wedding in April. Naturally I was a tad peed off that he had arranged his wedding after I had mine arranged and for him having the cheek to do it before mine. Anyways, I can't be too drunk off as he asked me to be his best man, fortunately we feel the same way about the speeches - "Keep it short" as neither of us really want to do it. Plus the stories we know about each other aren't really for public consumption at our weddings. So the story about Jonny trying to pull a prostitute at 4am in Las Vegas as he thought he was in with a chance with her isn't going to be told.

I didn't know that G, I used to like him when he did the late show on the wireless. It is always funnier when a celebrity gets done for summat. I wish I had known about that a few years ago when I worked for the probation service, reading the pre-sentence reports was one of the highlights of the job. Read some really interesting ones and a few proper eye-openers.

Steady on G, that is practically consent to Ronnie!

Mine are fooked at home, not animated, I think it is to do with the security plugins I have on firefox or could be my firewalll which sometimes plays up. As for kids names, Clare is a teacher and some of the names of kids she teaches make thhat Jade Goody's mum - Jackiey look sensible. So looking forward to tomorrow, please, please, please can we win and ram the "We are top the league" chants right down the throat of that scouse drunken womanising washer woman. Plus being able to see the chavmere fans crawling out of BP back to their tawdry little town. Seeing Freddie on the touch line gesticulating like a drunken tramp whilst the whole ground sings "Ronnie Moore is a hairy palmed fiddler". I so want that to happen.

Ooh, looks like I might be getting my way on the music. Turns out that according to Neurotic Bride magazine or some other nonsense that the DIY style of music at weddings is very much par for the course these days. I'm ahead of my time me. Failing that, when I lived in Brighton we used to go to a clubnight called "Stick It On" where you could play music for 15 minutes after registering on their website. So I might do that and ask the guests to bring some choons. Yay! that means we can also save some money and keep the cost down!!!

Yup, I have some very definite ideas about music for the wedding, it is the only thing I am bothered about. No band, no singer, no string quartet, no abba, no rubbish music whatsoever. If we get a dj then he is not alllowed to talk at all, he can play the music but I do not want any words to escape his mouth go through a microphone and out the PA. My preference is to hook my mp3 player or a laptop up to a PA and play a preset play list of my choice, although this is very much still under discussion. I can see me having to compromise and hire a dj but I will be giving him certain tunes to play and if he dares play any abba or similar stuff that I do not want to hear, let alone try and talk then I will break his legs.