Keepingthe Faith

Ian G, Only knows two Facts about the Billy Quarmby Thread and they're both wrong!

B & Q. DIY. NO, they did it for him

Billy Quarmby is waiting to be asked to put right, the shambles that is the new OS

Billy Quarmby shagged John Terry's wife before John Terry

Ye Shiwen denies doping'. So Do Ping came second? enquires Billy Quarmby (part borrowed from Milton Jones)

Australian goalkeepers are clambering to Boundary Park to be 'warmed up' by Billy Quarmby

If Billy Quarmby posts it's over!

The little bruises on Billy Quarmby are from his 'Pinch Me' season

Neil Redfearn hands the ball to Billy Quarmby He steps up this for Championship>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Those poor people manning the turnstiles will be the ones who get flak! Wadda ya mean I can't use mi varcher

The piano stops playing, everyone stops talking, and looks on nervously when Billy 'The Kid' walks into the Milk Bar

The one we had was better than any of them!

With no crossings

Steveoafc have you seen any Sheiks entering BP?

Really helps when defending corners

To be successful at any sport a little bit of luck is an absolute must, I think we are well overdue our little bit! Also, as mentioned by other posters a few of the younger lads really could step up to the plate, when the inevitable injuries / suspensions occur. I think Mellor could really surprise this year, he looks a lot stronger! SC has looked and sounded so much more upbeat and and positive in his last few interviews than for many a year. almost as if he knows something we don't! Really good to hear him speak so highly of the club and people of our Town even using the L word!

My eldest son, who was 7 yrs old when I first started taking him to games at the start of the 'pinch me' season. Poor bugger, thought it would always be like it was for the next few seasons! BTW. You should think about writing a book, I for one would by a copy if it was to the same standard as your above post.

What a terrific piece of work. Brought memories flooding back. Thanks!

IMHO. Average goals per game, can be misleading, if you look closer at some strikers records, you will see that they've scored the bulk of their goals for one club, that they were happy at, with a much higher goals per game ratio. We might be the club for him that he scores 20 for! Strikers who score goals for any and all clubs they play for, are probably out of our reach financially. (I'm hoping Dan Taylor will be this player for us) If he can contribute to team performance and bring other players into play and provide cover for say Simmo in the link role. Just saying we could do worse.

I dunno, just noticed a few of the players having a bit of banter with him. Maybe he is the new kit man

On his twitter account it says he is oldham athletic club Admistrator / oldham athletic Kit Man his spelling not mine!

Just checked ours is on their first team fixture list Stockport's not.

I think the Stockport game was listed as a City EDS game

Reading between the lines, on the lines, above and below the lines, I'm guessing you think He's a tosser.

Got on the end of one or two crosses........................too soon?