Bristolatic

Funny place to keep your money/debit card/credit card. Why didn't you tell 'em to shove it and then calmly walk away?

@SAV and @stevesidg top scored in the Premier League with 6 points, the latter moving up 4 places to 7th. @GravityGrave climbs out of the relegation zone at the expense of @singe. Still at the top is @Ex_pat, with @jorvik_latic moving up to 2nd. In the Championship, 9 points was the best, picked up by @Latics_Fanatic, taking him into the play off places as @yarddog73 takes up the 2nd automatic promotion place. @Bristolatic was the only player anywhere to collect scorer points <pats self on back> whilst @BP1960 and, by association, Lawman, forgot to post as did three others. @Lee Sinnott was top scorer in League 1 with 8 points, but even that wasn't enough for him to climb up the table. @maddog regains her No1 place after losing it to @Dave_Og a few weeks ago. The bottom five stay the same, although @leeslover and @mick26 did themselves no favours by joining the usual suspects in failing to predict. @Macca goes back into a play off place. Premier League Championship League 1

I couldn't get a peep out of it on my laptop, using Chrome or Edge, but it worked fine on my phone and tablet. Don't ask me why, because I haven't a feckin clue.

Crewe 1-2 Latics (ht 0-1) - Clarke - 4,286

It's that brown or amber frothy stuff in a glass that makes you talk silly and fall over if you have too much. Sorry.

You can guarantee that on whatever day Chelsea play, we won't. The two grounds are only a goal kick apart. I'm not convinced Chelsea v Nottingham Forest is a big TV attraction so, if they have the 3pm Saturday kick off, I can see us playing on the Friday night/Sunday/Monday night. In which case, TV dosh is a possibility. Obviously, I'll have got all that wrong, so it's now bound to be Saturday afternoon. I'm fine with the draw though and I've never been to Craven Cottage, so it's odds on I'll be there. Happy days.

Cassidy booked for foul on Edmundson

Yesssssssssssssssss. Get in. Clarke

Lang cleaned out. Maidstone man booked.

It is, but at least we know why.

No ISDN line available at Maidstone, so Sam and Roy have to use a mobile. It's poor reception as well.

Translation button? Sorry.

I often agree with a lot of what you say, but that's just plain daft. Unless it was said with tongue firmly implanted in cheek, of course.

And Lang. That's probably the strongest squad at his disposal ATM.

Former Premier League Champion, @DavidCollinge top scored with 11 points and moved 4 places up to 4th, whilst @Ex_pat goes back to the top of the table. Previous leader @jorvik_latic drops to 3rd. @astottie falls 3 places to hit rock bottom. In the Championship, @aidan_latics and @BP1960 were the best with 8 points each, the latter moving into the second automatic promotion slot, hard on the heels of @Harry Bosch who stays in 1st place. The highest climber was @youngen, whose 6 points lifted him 6 places to mid table safety in 11th. @Stevie_J drops back into the danger area, having only picked up 1 point, as did a number of others. @south east latic's 11 points doesn't see him move up the League 1 table in 3rd place, but he closes the gap right up on the leaders, @Dave_Og and @maddog. The top 5 stay the same, but the last play off place goes to @Latics and England, who replaces @Macca. Only 4 players changed positions and 12th to 19th didn't move at all. Premier League Championship League 1

Sounded like a nasty set of bastards, too, including the Cowley brothers.

I don't know, but John Helm does a bit

I wouldn't watch that if there was nothing else on.

We're only 5 points off now with Exeter, Tranmere and Stevenage all losing.

Oh.

Sounds like Lincoln are using every trick in the book. Legal and otherwise.

I don't know. What did you say?

Bollocks. 1-1. Ref missed two Lincoln hand balls? Anyone there know if true?

Get in. Maouche. 1-0

2nd post. 1st one will count.