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Sorry to be lazy but there are about 50 threads about the same thing (us being inconsistent and losing to Yeovil at home)

 

Can anyone give me a really quick run down on the game and what went wrong on Saturday, and any major incidents and activity?

 

1. Lost at home to Yeovil, a game everyone expected to win after Wednesday. Played well enough first half to score a few, but their goalie (on loan from Portsmouth) had a blinder and our finishing was woeful. Two sloppy goals conceded after break, and just fell apart, heads down.

2. Jones loan extended till January. He can play in the cup.

3. Hughsie got booked, so ineligible for FA Cup. Asking Preston about Ormerod availability for the cup.

4. Corney and Hardy gave a frank interview about the current woes. Unhappy about match preparation and attitude of some players.

5. Davies shipped out to Stockport on a loan.

6. Shez trying to tie up two loan deals this week, a striker and a defender. Corney says the striker deal is well advanced. Approached Hull about Windass, but drew blank - he is going nowhere.

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Hang on, you forgot to mention...

 

1. Porter coming back on loan to a heroes welcome and an open top bus parade round Derker.

2. Danny Whitakker being caught in a compromising position with Trikkinikki's avatar and being dropped for saturday.

3. Shez making a joke about murdering prostitutes on Top Gear and getting sacked by Russell Brand.

4. Leeds winning an appeal against the league and being given 30 extra points.

 

Been a strange week........

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In addition...

 

1. A fans created 'supermarket hit-squad' has been formed, aiming to patrol any local retail outlets, and chase out any unsuspecting latics players with burning torches and pitchforks if seen shopping within 2-weeks of any game.

2. We have signed Andy Cole, Dean Windass, Darren Byfield, Chris Killen, Andrew Cole, David Reeves, Maheta Malongo, Calo Corrazin, Andi Cole & Ade Akinbiyi*

3. Chris Killen is injured**

4. Due to another 'official poll' and the tireless work of Sheridans_World - supporters have voted resoundingly for a drum to be re-introduced to the chaddy end :)

5. Gregan likes a few beers (and not just in the chippy)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*May not be entirely correct

** Entirely correct.

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Oh and Alan Hardy has been seen in tesco...AGAIN...Simon Corney in Wallmart and both have been shouting at the checkout girls. Haining is skint, Michelles baps have been away for a while now and Greags has been seen on the M62(though he didn't realise :D )

tomorrow we're playing 4-5-1, 5-4-1, 2-8-0, 3-3-4 and Eardley, Crossley and Allot are out of all formations....Hughes and Shez have fully accepted responsibility for the defeat tomorrow and the 172 fans who travelled down all said the pies were the best they've had this season - though that Allen character is still a :censored: after personally taking down all the flags.**

 

 

 

** May not be wholly truthful.........yet!

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In addition...

 

1. A fans created 'supermarket hit-squad' has been formed, aiming to patrol any local retail outlets, and chase out any unsuspecting latics players with burning torches and pitchforks if seen shopping within 2-weeks of any game.

 

Ive just returned from checking Tesco. No sign of any players or staff. I have called Cheltenham tesco and their staff are keeping lookout for the next 24 hours

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Sorry to be lazy but there are about 50 threads about the same thing (us being inconsistent and losing to Yeovil at home)

 

Can anyone give me a really quick run down on the game and what went wrong on Saturday, and any major incidents and activity?

you havent missed anything, we are still crap. anyway we were only killing time till you got back. LOL.

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