perfectOzblue Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/8604663.stm Check out the last paragraph. Bet a sharper wit than me can come up with a tasteless (but amusing) Latics-related punchline.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hometownclub Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 The dead body had just completed a shift in Oldham's midfield. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidCollinge Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 I cadavar guess as to who we wish it was!....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 The OS headline would have to be, "German spends time with the Stiffs." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveoafc Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 Reports that keigan parker has signed for hertha berlin are wide of the mark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slurms mckenzie Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 Weekend at Bernies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rosa Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 How the hell did they get as far as the airport? Did the taxi driver not notice? Or did he think "Sod it, i don't care if one of them has got rigor mortis, i'm not turning down a 40-mile fare?" You shouldn't laugh. But we all will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Ritchie Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 I never knew there were German's in Oldham. The nearest I ever got to one was when next doors Alsation popped my Mitre Tactic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stebuzz Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/8604663.stm Check out the last paragraph. Bet a sharper wit than me can come up with a tasteless (but amusing) Latics-related punchline.... dave penney has been taken into custody charged with moving 11 dead bodies across the pennines into huddersfield. the oldham athletic coach was stopped on the m62 after a tip off from fans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 I never knew there were German's in Oldham. The nearest I ever got to one was when next doors Alsation popped my Mitre Tactic They are technically French Shepherd Dogs these days. Alsace is a bit like Saddleworth, can't quite make it's mind up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Ritchie Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 They are technically French Shepherd Dogs these days. Alsace is a bit like Saddleworth, can't quite make it's mind up. I was going to call them German Shepherds but then I remembered the animosity towards the German’s and thought I should call them Alsatians to keep up morale. I have since considered this and realised that I made an error and will apologise for any offence caused. However I think we can take a lot of positives from my original post. One being I got a better ball out of it. Another being that the dog lived a long and fulfilled life and is now sniffing the crotches of young boys in doggy heaven. If anyone can think of a better way to spend their afternoons I would surely appreciate their suggestions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Ritchie Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 They are technically French Shepherd Dogs these days. Alsace is a bit like Saddleworth, can't quite make it's mind up. I was going to call them German Shepherds but then I remembered the animosity towards the German’s and thought I should call them Alsatians to keep up morale. I have since considered this and realised that I made an error and will apologise for any offence caused. However I think we can take a lot of positives from my original post. One being I got a better ball out of it. Another being that the dog lived a long and fulfilled life and is now sniffing the crotches of young boys in doggy heaven. If anyone can think of a better way to spend their afternoons I would surely appreciate their suggestions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downender2 Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 sniffing the crotches of young boys in doggy heaven. If anyone can think of a better way to spend their afternoons I would surely appreciate their suggestions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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