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Did anyone else notice the following sequence of events involving our 'keeper yesterday, and then have a quiet chuckle too?

 

  • 85th minute and the ball goes out harmlessly for a goal kick to Oldham.
  • Flahavan walks slowly towards the ball boy behind the goal who promptly retrieves the ball and rolls it towards the advancing 'keeper.
  • Without breaking his stride - or changing his expression - Flav steps over the ball and the ball rolls on for some distance behind him.
  • Flav' advances a couple of more steps and looks at the ball boy, gesturing with arms open - 'Where's the ball son?".
  • The ball boys points frantically to the ball, which has by now come to rest some 10 yards behind Flav.
  • Flav - "What's that son?" (in a pantomime stylee!)
  • Ball boy - "It's behind you!"
  • Flav, hands now on hips, turns his head and feigns some real shock to see that the ball is indeed already back on the pitch.
  • Flav, shaking his head strolls slowly to collect the ball and then manages to waste another 20 seconds setting it up, and kicking it back into play.

 

Total time wasted? - Well in excess of 1 full minute! - with the ref, the Carlisle players, and the home fans absolutely none the wiser!

 

:grin:

 

Priceless!

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Did anyone else notice the following sequence of events involving our 'keeper yesterday, and then have a quiet chuckle too?

 

  • 85th minute and the ball goes out harmlessly for a goal kick to Oldham.
  • Flahavan walks slowly towards the ball boy behind the goal who promptly retrieves the ball and rolls it towards the advancing 'keeper.
  • Without breaking his stride - or changing his expression - Flav steps over the ball and the ball rolls on for some distance behind him.
  • Flav' advances a couple of more steps and looks at the ball boy, gesturing with arms open - 'Where's the ball son?".
  • The ball boys points frantically to the ball, which has by now come to rest some 10 yards behind Flav.
  • Flav - "What's that son?" (in a pantomime stylee!)
  • Ball boy - "It's behind you!"
  • Flav, hands now on hips, turns his head and feigns some real shock to see that the ball is indeed already back on the pitch.
  • Flav, shaking his head strolls slowly to collect the ball and then manages to waste another 20 seconds setting it up, and kicking it back into play.

 

Total time wasted? - Well in excess of 1 full minute! - with the ref, the Carlisle players, and the home fans absolutely none the wiser!

 

:grin:

 

Priceless!

 

Yeah spotted that at the time, I was sure the ref would at least pull him up but for once we saw something go in our favour! :grin:

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