NorfolkBlue

Every game until the end of the season should be a big game now

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Chadderton Grimsby wolverhampton watford Now settled in a village near Kings Lynn (at least i had 1 home game in the last 18 years )

Oldham are nailbitingly awaiting the final of the ladies international between Legs waxing FC and Brushing furiously Athletic on sky, which pundits shockingly predict famine today. Although Mary had a shock period during half-time nothing dropped from the bottle because she held nothing inside. uninterested in crowd lusting perverts exposé in seat, she hesitated, goldfish awkwardly wriggling beneath Nemo. subconsciously longing mummys fingers

Colchester away

Robertson only 5ft 9

I,ll take Norwich away but any team away apart from plymouth draw 13.30 monday ball 22

Been through this scenario before 12 months ago with Greegs lets hope we get the same result

Man city or Bolton at home we are ball No 47 in the draw

Excellent result well done boys But reading the local rag I think bonds is not popular with the locals Local Rag

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can't come to kings lynn this year they went out on saturday at tamworth

I dont condone what he did but he has served his time and should be given a second chance. If we dont sign him one of our rivals would and I would prefer him to score 20 goals for us than 2 goals against us. Give the lad a chance.

Come on you BLUES

puppy poo

10 Reasons Not To Jog 1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now & we don't know where the heck she is. 2. The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. 3. I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up. 4. I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. 5. I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body. 6. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. 7. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. 8. The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier. 9. If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country. 10. I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass.

A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team." When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" "She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them." A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?" Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book. The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave."

An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?" The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

You fcuking beauties

I agree with everyone else thanks and well done

Looks like Albert Tatlock on the right

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I went for Big Joe, Shez is good but has to prove himself