inspectormorose

Because BBC Norfolk say so.

Today Norfolk,tomorrow the world.

Bugger me if G has discovered how to circumvent the swear filter, i.e. suddlenly gained a modicum of technical insight then I'll eat double what big Gordon orders from the chippy on Hollin in Midd, in fact sod it I'll eat treble! It took her 2 years to figure it out on Rivals, and then if she didn't post for more than 48 hours forgot how to do it.

Its in post 1595 btw Mr Exile!

Here you go Stipey it's official.It is big and clever and also cathartic.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/norfolk/7047536.stm

Censorship is the last refuge of the control freak. I am all for letting language develop. My daughter speaks a different english to me and her mum. It's been this way since language began or else we'd all still be thee'ing and thou'ing. Deleting profanity however is not the same as censorship.. its about using the proper word and not not being lazy and just effing and jeffing... Moral high ground taken and does that mean I'm winning...

They are words no more no less,a collection of letters.Sweary words can be used to enrich a phrase or opinion and enforce it's meaning.It's not being lazy at all it's quite creative used in the correct manner!

I say,Latics have scored.

or

Go on,go on,shoot you :censored: :censored: :censored:

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaalll

Told you

It's all in the interpretation.

Someone will censor that an all.

Ha ha - it does doesn't it? Funny - I actually ring you just as I am about to go down that hill, so that I know I will only have to suffer your for 2 minutes....

The simple solution is not to ring me at all,that way you save yourself 2 minutes of suffering (cocks nose into the air,turns and walks off in a huff)

Always poo at work,not only will you save money on toilet paper you'll be getting paid for it.

Olympic athletes,disguise the fact that you have taken steroids by running a bit slower.

An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator.

High blood presure sufferers,simply cut yourself and bleed for a while thus reducing the pressure in your veins.

Make people think you have an expensive car phone by calling them, asking them to repeat everything they say and then hanging up half way through their reply.

That sounds suspiciously like every phone conversation i have with you.

Minor skin grafts can be performed on pigs by covering minor cuts and grazes with strips of bacon.

Anorexics,when your knees become fatter than your legs,start eating cakes again.

Don't waste money buying expensive binoculars,simply stand closer to the object you are wanting to view.

Fool other drivers into thinking you have an expensive car phone by holding an old tv or video remote up to your ear and occassionally swerving across the road and mounting the kerb.

Save electricity by turning off all the lights in your house and walking round wearing a miners helmet.

Avoid parking tickets by leaving your windscreen wipers on "fast wipe" when you are illegally parked.

Indeed, that is a brilliant version - IM, I'll have that please on my next shipment!

 

Not Phil, but if you're of a certain age, how good is this?

See i told you it was the best Phil Spector but you wouldn't have it would you! To be fair there are that many good ones it seems a shame to pick one but it's just the HUGE HUGE sound on River Deep that i love.

Be honest,you would like it if it wasn't sung by Tina Turner,it's just her you can't stand not the song.

Not sure if i can let you have The Ramones as that doesn't fall into fm territory,far too good for that

One of the best gigs i've ever seen was the Ramones,Manchester Apollo in i think 1985.Treeeeeeeeeeeeemendous.

18 with a bullet,another one for Phil to do.

One of the birthday boys decided that he was going to have a Burger King, despite his wife shouting at him that he would miss the last train.

Did she resist the urge to say "I told you so",i would imagine not.Quality.

Well I'm very busy today so I haven't tried to get on it. Unlike your good self who is clearly dicking about again. Was smiling to myself earlier, when I saw what a dull day it is. How on earth are you going to cope on your rounds, unable to walk about with your face to the sky?

I have actually managed to post now,wouldn't post with a link attached,remove it and no problem.

Clearly dicking about.I was out working earlier,some of us start at 8 o'clock,spreading joy amongst the good people of Uppermill this morning.I think you'll find it's called flexi time although admittedly i do stretch it's definition somewhat.Nice that the thought of me getting cold and potentially wet amuses you.

I hate it when posts get censored! It takes all the fun out of swearing. We all know it is big and clever, it is especially big and clever to do it at the top of one's voice in a pub full of clever quizzers...... Ain't it Andy????

Indeed it is,big and hugely clever a bit like myself.

Is there summat up with the other board,can't post on t'original big un.What a two hat.

i'll share the big prize with you Leezy!!

Them mormons are right

I win.

Well if we are all at it......................................................

IM - Ray Allen, that's all I have to say to you.

 

Oh and ask IM about his extensive knowledge of conveniences in the North West.

Now now just because i've finished for the day and you're still office bound don't get stroppy Beatrix Potter.

Ray Allen my arse that was Lord Levy and he weren't no ventriloquist you twonk.

Yes i have extensive knowledge of public conveniences in the North West as when i'm out reading meters i have an aversion to peeing my pants,and whilst we are on the subject of watersports i'm not the one who feels it necessary to text people to let them know i am currently using the loo

Oh and IM G obviously isn't 73, but I doubt the 45 too as it appears she was in the Double Deckers aged about 13-14 in 1969!!!!

Spooky Stipey,she e mailed me a clip of Double Deckers last week,maybe it was a test to see if i recognised her.Mind you she also mailed me Casey Jones and that was in black and white,was she in that as well,i think we should be told

No well its not really an in joke so no exceptions needed, cosI don't know what G(illian) is on about either, but then nobody ever does as I'm sure LL will confirm. She is 73 tho'.

 

I winning

Actually i have been told to confirm that she is in fact 45 and looking very well off it or she will post something preposterous about Oompah Loo.....................

Ah.

Sod it she's 83.

What actually happened was Sunday i.not unreasonably,got a wee bit leathered what with it being a day with a Y in,some time in the evening my niece and housemate was flicking channels and wandered across Charlie and the Chocolate Factory which i demanded to watch until i saw an Oompa Loompa and then announced i wanted to adopt one and was going to look on e bay to see if i could find one.

This tale was recounted to herself at the football by said niece and housemate last night amusing her greatly to the extent she almost wet her knickers hence the Oompa Loompa japery on original big thread on JK earlier.

She was quite full of it today as well as my 15 year old nephew said he thought she only looked 35.Mrs Robinson indeed

Stipey i'm shi,erm rubbish at doing linky things on here shall add them to original big thread forthwith as i have been shown how to cut and paste stuff today,wow,computers piece of pi,erm very very easy.

Little lad answers the door and runs into the house shouting "dad,dad there's a man at the door with a bill"

Dad says,don't be stupid son it's probably a duck with a hat on.

White horse goes in to a pub,barman says 'ere we've got a drink named after you.Horse replies wot,Eric?

What's blue and square,a red triangle in disguise.

How many overs left?

37 off 7.1 1 wicket remaining

Think we may have to wait 'til Monday Stipey,or Tuesday if it was a really good wedding!

 

Anyone remember this....

Or this................

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFSZdJOLgew

C'mon LL spill the beans.

Think we may have to wait 'til Monday Stipey,or Tuesday if it was a really good wedding!

Anyone remember this.....

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdoruhxRsE

my then flatmate went through my mobile list

Oh that old chestnut,it was the flatmate wot did it,honest

I'm on Orange so it must just have been random wierdness then!

So, I get a couple of text messages this morning, before I had woken up. Both from friends, seemingly replying to random texts I had sent them at 7.43 in the morning. I have no recollection of this, and there is nothing in my Sent folder. They aren’t really the practical joking type (at least not that sort. One of them did once put my unconscious body on the last train North from York, but that is another story). Incidentally, I had rather a lot of beer to drink yesterday evening, but that is irrelevant.

 

Am I being wound up, am I losing my marbles, and should I take to sleeping wearing boxing gloves?

Which moblie network are you on LL,strangely enough i got a text yesterday afternoon saying wtf are you on about.Someone out of the blue had just received a text i had sent on August 13th and dated as such that i had long since deleted.Curiouser and curiouser!

Never mind that we had 2 fewer players than you and the handicap of myself...plus the sub that came on in the second half was in his fifties! AND Bigfin went off so we ended up with about 7 players....

Whing whinge whinge whinge whinge,it's like listening to the Imperial Lord Ferg.You'll be blaming the referee next.

I think the other lad who got both (I think - i've consumed alcohol since, so I can only vaguely remember) was called 'Hursty'. Butter hit the post with one of them which came back and left 'hursty' with a simple tap in.

The lad who scored the other 2 goals was our Tom aka Inspectormorose jr.

LL your innovative 2-3-7 formation for the second goal actually included 2 players who weren't even supposed to be on the pitch but wandered on for the free kick and one of them was the goalscorer so by rights it should have been chalked off and we win 4-1

I seem to recall there was some grafitti on a wall near Westwood Park about Fryett which had been sprayed on in the early 70's and was still there 20 + years later.

The Fryatt shrine!

Was on the wall of the hospital as i remember along the dirt track that runs between the hospital and the back of B & Q.

One word "Fryatt" in huge letters,minimalist but iconic,was there years until someone blasphemously cleaned it off.

Was going myself when the big man was with us but was that wee i don't really remember anything specific.Shame we didn't have the same wall to wall football coverage we have now to preserve him for posterity.

Cricket comparisons got me stumped.

 

Finished it Jimi very very good an all,will give it you back next week at the game.Would have looked at it in a different light (yeah i know that would be with it off and the curtains closed before anyone goes down that route,self smutting can't beat it )had i known of her carpet licking.

 

Just got back off holiday,was up in Argyll by Dunoon.Apparently it's Scotlands best kept secret according to the tourist guff.Yeah and it can stay that way,it's .

 

Inverary,one street town full of shops selling overpriced tartan crap to coachloads of yank tourists in search of their roots.Saw one beauty wearing a kilt over a pair of trousers.

 

First time i've had a week in the lowlands,won't be happening again.

 

Came home a day early so i can fully appreciate the beauty that is our championship winning team (there i've said it) at Macc tomorrow.Noticed on one of my net betting sites they've randomly given me a free 20 quid to play with whilst i've been away.Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm what should i do with that?

 

Luckily i'm off to gods own country for another holiday 2 weeks today but oop north in the proper bit.

 

Random topic,what did you want to be when you grew up when you were a kid.Can't remember if we did this on original big 'un or not but was thinkin' about my childhood whilst daydreaming on the drive home today.

Double posting,how good is that,it's an art

Sarah Paulson, who was in Deadwood. Reading up about her, I find she bats for the other side. Fantastic

 

Oh, having mentioned it before - IM, how you getting on with Deadwood season II?

Cricket comparisons got me stumped.

Finished it Jimi very very good an all,will give it you back next week at the game.Would have looked at it in a different light (yeah i know that would be with it off and the curtains closed before anyone goes down that route,self smutting can't beat it )had i known of her carpet licking.

Just got back off holiday,was up in Argyll by Dunoon.Apparently it's Scotlands best kept secret according to the tourist guff.Yeah and it can stay that way,it's .

Inverary,one street town full of shops selling overpriced tartan crap to coachloads of yank tourists in search of their roots.Saw one beauty wearing a kilt over a pair of trousers.

First time i've had a week in the lowlands,won't be happening again.

Came home a day early so i can fully appreciate the beauty that is our championship winning team (there i've said it) at Macc tomorrow.Noticed on one of my net betting sites they've randomly given me a free 20 quid to play with whilst i've been away.Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm what should i do with that?

Luckily i'm off to gods own country for another holiday 2 weeks today but oop north in the proper bit.

Random topic,what did you want to be when you grew up when you were a kid.Can't remember if we did this on original big 'un or not but was thinkin' about my childhood whilst daydreaming on the drive home today.

Sarah Paulson, who was in Deadwood. Reading up about her, I find she bats for the other side. Fantastic

 

Oh, having mentioned it before - IM, how you getting on with Deadwood season II?

Cricket comparisons got me stumped.

Finished it Jimi very very good an all,will give it you back next week at the game.Would have looked at it in a different light (yeah i know that would be with it off and the curtains closed before anyone goes down that route,self smutting can't beat it )had i known of her carpet licking.

Just got back off holiday,was up in Argyll by Dunoon.Apparently it's Scotlands best kept secret according to the tourist guff.Yeah and it can stay that way,it's .

Inverary,one street town full of shops selling overpriced tartan crap to coachloads of yank tourists in search of their roots.Saw one beauty wearing a kilt over a pair of trousers.

First time i've had a week in the lowlands,won't be happening again.

Came home a day early so i can fully appreciate the beauty that is our championship winning team (there i've said it) at Macc tomorrow.Noticed on one of my net betting sites they've randomly given me a free 20 quid to play with whilst i've been away.Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm what should i do with that?

Luckily i'm off to gods own country for another holiday 2 weeks today but oop north in the proper bit.

Random topic,what did you want to be when you grew up when you were a kid.Can't remember if we did this on original big 'un or not but was thinkin' about my childhood whilst daydreaming on the drive home today.