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LOL!! Think it falls down on the "Darlington" and "goals" bit. We're nearly there. There's no reason City and United et al should 'do' us on the terraces. But at the moment they do! Utd have more than their fair share of belting songs and this is City's most recent: They couldn't afford his transfer fee Tevez Tevez Now he plays for Man Citee Tevez Tevez We're sorry for the hateful words, We're sure you've snogged loads of birds Carlos Tevez is fitter than Cheryl Cole! Genius. Tells a story and has meaning. Our current Abbott song is 'scores a goal' every other line! Football chants have come a long way since the original "Andy Cole He gets the ball and scores a goal..." Come on. Our chance, let's not waste it! E4e CHANT

That's better E4e VAULT

And whilst you're at it can you think of sommat instead of "we know the lad he is a Pole..." E4e CRNGE

Hate it. E4e VWEAK

What's the Abbott song? E4e POLAR

He's no relation to big Russ Abbott, Abbott Cos he'll leave your defence for dust, Abbott, Abbott Like half of England, he's a pole Who's here to score not for the dole Pawel Abbott Oldham's number 9 E4e SNGIT

Far too good for that level. E4e CHAMP

Was the handball/penalty shout at the Chaddy end as nailed on as it looked? Plus wtf happened with Furmans 'goal'? I'm convinced a few in the RRE went away believing we'd won 1-0. E4e DUNNO

Not sure about him tiring easily. Outpaced their whole defence in the last minute. Should've passed but in a way it's the sign of a good selfish striker that he didn't. One of the few positives yesterday. Parker was bone idle. And please, no more full backs! If ever there was a full back out of his depth it was Holdsworth on the right wing. Always looked to turn back. Good squad player, good full back, absolutely nothing more. What's up with Smalley? Having said that once we get Purdie and Jacobsen fit and Parker pulls his finger out of his @rse I think we'll be OK. E4e AVRGE

Good point. Can't help feeling we've been shafted. Watched Boro v Sheff U last night and it mentioned how Yeates (whooo??) had just signed for Boro from Col U for £500K! Half a million. How did they manage such a fee and surely we should've seeked similar for a young full international full back? E4e REKON

And that's a problem, why? Funny that the two players (bar Brill) who've received most stick recently are our 'true' Oldham players...Hazell and Gregan. Pfah! We don't want new players. E4e MARGE

You're absolutely right. I want the players who've kept us in this division back! I want the old stale faces. I don't like change. As Delia would say...Lewis, Crossley, Allott, Maher, Lidds, <insert any other ex player who aint up for this level here>...where are you!? E4e YOCAL

Check out the Gilbert article then. At least they told us this Kazimeerkat is a keeper. E4e WHERE

What is it with 'kin full backs!!??? Another two today. Look closer inside! E4e CNTRE

Just think...how many full backs could that buy us? E4e DROOL

Even more so knowing that he's first choice by default and aint gonna be dropped... E4e COVER

Pawel Abbott? Keigan Parker? Oh wait, we've got two already... Love them or loathe them we've COG, Brooke, Smalley and Taylor if needs be as back up for a striking spot. Aside from Gregan and Hazell who's in reserve at CB? And more worrying, who's competing against that duck egg in nets? I think that's why this whole Byfield situation is getting folks backs up. A reserve striker seems to be a priority ahead of the real problem areas of the team. We're only as good as our weakest link. E4e SIEVE

Put it this way, the two keepers you mention are both better than him. E4e DRILL

Hey, you nearly got away with that one Rick. LOL E4e HDBUT

LOL Get her. Meow. Apologies for the unintended wooosh. An alternative is a centre half, meaning I don't think we need another striker. E4e GEDIT

An alternative? How about a decent centre half or a decent keeper as we seem to be lacking in those departments. Hate to say it but I'm getting a bit of deja vu back to last summer when Shez signed a team of central midfielders in Whitts, Lee, Stephens and then threw in Maher at the last minute for good measure. We have absolutely no need for another goal-shy striker. None whatsoever. Byfield gives nothing to warrant a place in the squad let alone the team. Waste of a wage. E4e HEHAW

Neither have pulled up trees that's why we're fortunate that only one is contracted to the club. Why sign up the other? Not entertaining the 'unbeaten in 8' shout. XI v XI. E4e VPOOR

Quite worrying so many saw the name Beckford and thought Leeds. E4e FAC94

Excellent!! Byfield is a totally different player! He's played 90 mins with no goal and no assist. Errr so what exactly is so different? He ran around a lot? Riiiiggghht then. So nowt out of the ordinary for a player playing for a contract? We've a ready made striker who "can't score but runs around a lot" on the bench in COG. Since leaving us in January he's played seven competitive games and scored...hard to believe I know...zero goals. Why the ---- is he suddenly the answer?!?! Guys, he's gash. E4e BANJO

Deja vu with Byfield? Remember Frankly texting me after Northampton away (Byfields debut) saying how decent he looked! Saw him plenty of times for myself after that and he was absolute toss. Give him a contract and watch the cigar come out. He's had his chance (in fact he's had about 15!). Thanks but please, no thanks. E4e GTRID