Davros

I thought Maher was ok only problem is him and allott are too similar..

It makes his job a lot easier that he has the likes of Hughes, Lewis and Whittaker on the bench squad in depth... Well done shez on not wasting too much time in bringing them on!

He was fantastic today.... he looked fitter than he has in a while as well!

How did we do? Score... etc etc Cheers

Manure Birmingham Oldham Bradford

As you may well know from a previous post im currently in Mexico enjoying sunny weather and the tail end of hurricances :-)... Last couple of days iv been speaking to a southend fan about the upcoming season, and this morning he passed me and said i thought id come and tell you about your new player - i didnt even know we had signed him but anyway heres what he said..... He is a very good player and last season hardly got a game which we didnt understand as we needed him, then we loaned him to gillingham which we couldnt understand, but it turns out he got caught doing naughty things with a wingers mrs at southend - think he said it was gower... and thats why he has gone on a free.... He said he is a very decent player gets the ball down and a good passer.. is centre mid but will get sent off a few times as if someone kicks him he will kick them back harder :-) anyway just thought id let you all know! Plus he said he wouldnt be on a cheap salary as there was quite a few clubs after him!! Good signing... but taylor beware dont let your mrs near him!

Jeez admin remove this thread if Diego finds out!! He will have flashbacks of when he was told santa isnt real!!

Oldham are nailbitingly awaiting the final of the ladies international between Legs waxing FC and Brushing furiously Athletic

" Bob is extremely good at what he does - selling advertising and sponsorship " - AH Horners... Hillstone... I think he jumped before he was pushed

Oldham are nailbitingly awaiting the final of the ladies international between Legs waxing FC and Brushing

I meant QPR

Rangers?

and long flowing

Oldham are nailbitingly awaiting the final of the ladies

I can dismiss that rumour he aint nothing to do with me!

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Gash

were heading into

I disagree Google Checkout is absolute gash.. I was buying an item from an american website and decided ti use it as i got discount using this... Big mistake i made the payment but because they first of all tried taking four seperate transactions of £1 and then the full amount my CC company declined it - as it looked dodgy! I sorted it out with my CC company and tried making the payment again but it wouldnt let me.. They have no helpline system at all and only offer the send us an email cack in which it took 3 days for them to reply to me... they then said they wont do it without proof of ID, i sent them a bank statement but again they wouldnt let me make a payment but carried out in taking another £3 in £1 installments... I eventually got the payment cancelled but it then took them a further 3 days to cancel the payment with the company (which meant it couldnt be processed untill this transaction had be cancelled) I eventually gave up and placed a new order direct through the company!! I did get a snotty email a few week back off google having a go because they thought id tried ordering something without paying!! Iv used paypal before without any problems but google checkout is just a nightmare and would recommend no one uses it! After this i read a few articles slating them because what had happened to me continued to happen to everyone! Dont say i didnt warn you!

with his tennis

who play snooker

whilst on rollerskates

but is weak

Anybody see that programme on Animal Planet last night filmed at BP..... Thought not! I was flicking over and came across this programme on mounted police filmed at the L**ds Home match last season... I know someone was asking why this game is always midweek... Well its because the police (inc sting) request it to be, because Gtr Manchester police havent got the resources (Horses) to deal with this "Potentially High Risk" game on the same day as Manure or :censored:ty and they obviously put them first! This is because of trouble at previous meetings... So there you have it we have to watch it midweek because the Police dont have enough horsepower to deal with it! The funny part was watching a l**ds fan get man handled by a mounted officer for persistantly trying to get in the rocky rd end whilst extremley intoxicated! He got rejected once and refused entry 3 times he spent the match slumped up against the fencing asleep... Bless!

I had the same trouble when i first got it, you need to download something from Windows which was told to me when i rang the helpline cant remember what it was.. Ring the helpline.... (not much help i know but thats what i had to do)