Beardy

Can you not do a transformers one vs players, i would love to know who would win in a fight with megatron and Dale Stephens

Im not negative, i never have been! Plus my love of the club faded after i worked there.

Yeah, ok. What i find most interesting about this article is... er.... errrr........ nowt really.

I have a twin brother, he is the one who goes to latics and gets berated about his ghetto slacks and the amount of pies he eats.

Honestly couldnt give a toss, jog on!

You know when a baby is born and you had a hand in that baby? Im not a doom and gloomer by any stretch of the imagination, i just get bored :censored:less reading crap about non stories and then seeing people quabble about who is a superior fan because they attend every game in a season. My point is that last season i was dissapointed and i wanted to get to more games, i couldnt and we were cack which i felt relieved about, also it bolstered my coffers, my problem is with the more cash i saved i dont mind spending it at latics if i get a good experience. And i dont just mean from the team, my son is 6 he came with me to the yeovil game and to be quite honest i wont be taking him again, not just for the match but for the idiots (chavs) sat in the Rocky, non stop swearing and pointless singing about teams that have no connection with us whatsoever, granted that will continue but its not what i want him to hear at a game. Plus he likes Citeh, all his mates support them so i want to take him more regular and make sure he enjoys it, the club arent really trying that hard to entice the kids in more are they?

Im sure its not in my blood, its been leftover in a few pair of undies though!

Play-offs? Bunch of underacheiving tards, Royle Army surely with your insider knowledge we should be going all out for promotion, 100 goals scored and a free Porsche Cayenne to all the fans?

Those cheerleaders, they would wind me up jumping around in their skimpies make me all excitable, i would throw something at them, ok not a brick but more of the fluid variety.

Tranmere have just brought of the Wheeltrim season ticket, basically take in 4 slighty scuffed trims and you are in!

Can somebody tell me how you would entice me back to Latics, i see you all writing chuff about absolutely anything that may have something to do with Latics. Royle Army i dont know who you are but i dont even bother reading half the stuff on, who cares about Lee Hughes? Now, come on good folk tell me why the hell should i pay £20 to watch 3rd Division football? And as a side note Razza, naked cheerleaders at half time wont work, im normally more interested in pies.

No chance.

I want a Boing Boing t-shirt, not for the West Brom connection but the fact that when i lean forward in a hunched manner it will read "Bog Bog" Or even Bong Bong, the possibilities are endless* *not an actual fact as obviously the words used on the shirt will only make a handful of credible words. Calls may be recorded and used for training at a later date, maybe tuesday.

Both would be quite handy in an all male KY Jelly wrestling contest.

I am but a figment of your imagination.

I think Dale are wonderful, its a town with pleasure, beauty and above all else, ladies with the ability of a 2 minute crack off! Plus if you go out at Dale of an evening you are sure to be verbally abused at some point, which helps boxers train as they dont need a sparring partner, just knock out a local drunk!

I reckon we offload him while we still can, dont let him fester in our team let him fly like a peacock! Same goes for Furman, both need to leave before they die.

Erm yeah, thats why we are all Latics fans.

Whoever gets on, if they want to invite me i would be more than happy to try it on with Helen Chamberlain, granted she is a bit ragged now but i'd do it for old times sake. Plus i'll trick shot the ball through the hole!

I thought "Yom Kippur" was something somebody said when he saw a really tasty looking fish?

I would apply but i doubt i could keep my potty mouth in check!

I cant get on, all i get is a black screen!

He may be a big old pile of stinking horse crap! Richard Butcher springs to mind!

Yes, i know what you mean!

Ill be too busy doing something far more useful with my time, platting my pubes i think!