chaddy the owl

After you hit him he said to me "I wouldnt mind, it wasnt even a hard punch" to which i replied "Yeah, but to be fair he did crack you over someones shoulder and its a good job, cause if he hit you full belt you wouldnt be stood talking about it". He laughed but had a bit of a smacked schoolboy look on his face. He thought he was funny when he kept telling me i was a spitting image for Darren Ferguson. Not heard that one before have i?

Erm, that would be the one game i missed in 3 and a half years then when i was in the box will it? Just to confirm, Chaddy will NOT be at the Millwall game. Situations beyond my control im afraid.

The one in the middle obviously

I rest my case your honour. I can see the chron headlines now....... Chickers in pub dressed as woman with two ladies.

Shut it you before i slap you. You usually dont see anything at th ematch anyway as your usually very drunk and slavering over some poor unsuspecting young girl (Above legal age may i add) I was on the pitch playing football with Shez junior before the game.

It's all right mate, i was only joking. Yep, it certainly was raining on Saturday, it took me 5 hours to dry out (and i dont mean alcohol wise). My dad asked me why i didnt stay in the stand and stay dry, i explained it was because you cant not stand at the front to join in with an atmosphere like that, it was amazing to see and hear from the pitch. Lets hope it is the same tomorrow night.

Mark Hughes was also at the Hartlepool game last Tuesday in the players lounge. Ive not seen Greegan at home games but that doesnt mean he isnt there. I always see Hughes and Liddel though in the players lounge before games.

Eh? Ive missed one game in 3 and a half years, what do you mean "where's Chaddy gone"? Im always there come rain or shine

That has just brightened up my day mate. As we overtook the bus i asked you if the 408 bus was the one you needed to get. You just looked at me puzzled and jumped out the car and jumped straight on the bus.

I dont know exactly which coaching courses Shez has been on, but once you get to your UEFA B badge im fairly sure that's the one where you cover Media outlets.

Loan extended for a further month.

Just because he is 20 doesnt make him similar to Smalley or Alessandra does it. I can think of plenty of 20 year olds that any of you would have in the team at the drop of a hat. Rooney would walk into any team at 20, so would Micheal Owen and Scholesy. Lets see what he can do first. I have full faith in Shez that this lad can do the business. When im proved wrong i will hold my hands up and admit i was wrong to be optomistic about it. Lets wait until after tongiths game and see eh?

Expect to see him in the starting line up tonight as well.

1 month emergency loan of Jordan Robertson.

I am looking to have the Latics badge done on my leg but in a 3D effect. I wanted Louis to do it so i rang up. Looks like ive got to wait until next February to get in to see him as thats his next available spot. His pricing was very reasonable though which did suprise me. I have had Tat's done by Wes though in the past and he was very good. I just fancied a change.

Which 5-a-side team would that be then?

I need to book 2 places for ash from work and his mate Mr Beard. I will confirm it tonight when were at footy incase you aint seen this post.

Im afraid i have to disagree about Dave Roberts. I damaged my ankle ligaments about 18 months ago playing football. I went to see a physio at David Roberts. He basically took over £150 off me over a month or two to sit on a bench and have some heat treatment on it. When i was told it was now ok i tried playing on it and it went almost straight away. I was really annoyed as i was struggling to "do the chaddy thing" with such pain. I spoke to Alan Hardy and he told me to go and see Anthony Greenhouse (Reserve's physio). He explained everything to me on how it was damaged, he gave me physio, told me exactly what i should be doing whilst not at physio, and within 3 weeks my ankle was as right as rain, and ive not had one single problem with it since. Not only that, i went to David Roberts about a groin problem. I was told it was a double hernia and i should get in to see my doctor straight away to get it repaired. I went for a second opinion, only to be told it was a groin strain. Within 2 weeks it was back to normal. Needless to say i wont go to them anymore. *Although i have to admit that David himself and one of the guys from the Middleton office are very good, but i cant see them coming to us with the amount of money they can be making from a personal practice.

I am more than willing to help you out. I will deffinately be coming to the game to see my mate Boomer. My email addy is wayne@neo.co.uk If you email me i can send you a piccy as well. Chaddy.

I possibly did arrange the whipround, but to be honest i was seriously tanked up that night and it was a long time ago.

I actually found that picture the other day on my computer. I will attempt to put it on here tonight. SC looks absolutely terrified of Chickers on that photo. The fact that he had bought a bottle of chapagne for him and his "lady friend" and Chcikers goes over and asked if he could have it was bizarre. Top night.

Sorry, your right, that was the conversation we had last month, this week we had a chat about how he has been getting on, and talked about the fact his kids are coming up to see me as they dont like Yeovils mascot. His son was my biggest fan last season

Just wondering what the reaction will be to him tomorrow? After being on the phone to him a bit over the past week he is gutted that he wont be starting tomorrows game. He is bringing all the family up to watch the game and he is really looking forward to coming back and seeing everyone. I told him that i thought he would get a very good reception after last season. But i also pointed out that if he does get on and score he cant celebrate to which he replied "I would never disrespect Oldham like that". I pointed out that ex players always score past us to which he replied "My heart is still with Oldham so i dont consider myself an ex player". I hope he gets a great reception when he comes out tomorrow, but what is everyone elses view on it?

Sarcasm is the lowest form of whit you know

Nope, i was right the first time. Given the choice of some hairy Swansea fan and some good looking female copper chasing you across the ground, which one would you choose?