DavidCollinge

I've not been a member there for over 3 years but there was a latics fan who i used to speak with he was about 45 i guess that isn't you looking at your pic?

Good job Harrow FC are not coverered as they have a player called Carl Hunt!.......

Posh aint religious She couldn't sing a Christmas carol But when shes shaggin Beckham She dreams of Dave Beharall.......

Bodycheck ?

Posh Spice is a lovely girl She's married to a hunk So when you've read this thread my dear Dont sue me, sue Leezyverpunk!...

For me it would have to be; Eraserhead One flew over the cuckoos nest The shining --------------------------------------------------------

That might work, also keep queues down at 1/2 time. Went to see Toronto Bluejays recently (baseball) and they had food coming round all the game it was a non stop food fest, thats probably why i'm 15 stone.....Doh! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Whatever happened to those cushions you could rent in the mainstand?

If we disregard a price reduction.... For me it would be increased leg room. Wherever i sit i find that my knees are pushed up into the back of the chair in front and usually someones knees in my back. I'm not a giant at 5'11" and 15 stone. Is there a set distance the pitch should be? I stand regularly in time with corners. moments of excitement etc more for knee relief than anything else. I can see the time coming when the club are presented with there first DVT claim. ========= STAND UP TO AVOID DVT ================= ========= STAND UP TO AVOID DVT =================

So if Posh Spice read (assuming she can read) our "Posh Spice is a Slapper" thread? could we be in trouble?

Latics 3 - 1 Hudds Hughes 6905

Hartlepool 1-1 Latics Hughes 4651

Yeah, since the Gloveworks burnt down i've had a few good nights in the Globe, young student crowd, bands on up stairs.

She thinks shes fat and ugly so she does it in the dark But when shes shaggin' Beckham She screams "GET DOWN TO BOUNDARY PARK"

He might...he'll be freezing...

Now Dave puts it around a bit Hes always in a rush But when shes Shaggin Beckham She has an itchy bush Shes always fancied fat blokes she thinks there really hot but when shes shaggin Beckham She dreams of Ian Stott Shes always on her PC looking at the news But when shes shaggin Beckham Shes wishing she was on OWT Blues

The maid & servents live outside in a tatty tent. But when shes shaggin Beckham She asks " Did the earth move?" NO.....it was the Collider Experiment.........

Whats all the fuss about this Collina experiment. I saw the Soccer Aid game he just fell over he wasn't fouled or anything......... Its probably just a sprain no need for all this media nonsence.. Its not the end of the world is it!?... =================================

She has a taste for footie players and on the dance floor she's a demon but when shes shaggin Beckham she can taste David(s) Seamen.....

Dont give me that, you would after a few beers

Oldham 2 - 0 MK Taylor 5218

If she entered the X factor she wouldn't get past Simon Cowell But when shes shaggin' Beckham Shes dreaming of Rummy the Owl ======================= She doesn't worry about petrol prices or her tax returns But when shes shaggin' Beckham Shes dreaming about Diego's sideburns ======================= She knows Daves no angel hes definately no monk But when shes shaggin' Beckham Shes dreaming of Leezyverpunk ===========================

Whats your fav. car you have owned (thats owned not stolen) In the mid 80s i was lucky enough to afford a 3 year old Peugeot 205 GTI (1.6 model couldn't afford the 1.9 version) It was white with white alloy wheels. If i remember rightly there was 3 hot hatches which everyone wanted Peugeot 205 Fiesta XR2 Renault 5 GT Turbo My mate gat a Renault which was like sh** off a shovel but imo didn't look that good whereas i can remember pulling up outside the Roebuck in Alkrington on a hot summers night in my 205 feeling like the dogs boll****. Those were the days!

I've got a plastic face and silicon tits, But while i'm shagging Beckham I wear Oldhams Kits

She's scored more than Hughes But when she's shagging Beckham She wishes she was Rebecca Loos Her face is spotty and orange But when she's shagging Beckham She wishes it was Dave Collinge