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DavidCollinge

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  1. This is what last.fm say about you; "American TV Cops were a UK based four piece between 1991 and 1998. Coming from the middle of nowhere the Cops self released several critically acclaimed 7 inch singles, recorded a session for legendary DJ John Peel before signing to UK independent label ‘starfish’ which was an ill fated liaison and after becoming somewhat disaffected by their experience, the band split." middle of nowhere!....Cheeky barstewards Sound like you were quite decent outfit..... Famous People; I once had email chat with Thailatic who was once in American TV Cops.......beat that one
  2. Make sure you dont miss a trip to Havana if you're not staying there, it was the highlight on my trip. And dont fall for the very tasty ladies who try to convince you that they have no milk for there babies and if only you could buy them a couple of bottles which they then sell back to the supermarket!....
  3. All that and you cant make your way to BP from the other side of town...... just kiddin
  4. Theres a lesson to be learnt here NEVER LET YOUR MISSUS BOOK THE HOLIDAY.
  5. Me and the missus met Ted Kennedy (JFKs younger brother) on Capitol Hill last year in Washington. He was giving a speech on Gun crime/laws and we followed him to his limo. surrounded by plain clothes cops, surprised that they allowed us to get so close and shake his hand!
  6. Claim to fame:- Met (shook hands with) Cuba Gooding Junior in Planet Hollywood in Downtown Disney about 10 years ago, he was plugging that awful film 'What Dreams May Come'.....seemed a thouroughly decent bloke..
  7. Yeah why not, Glossop have drawn Biddulph Victoria at Surrey St. in the next round of the Vase on the 15th of Nov (we are away to Northampton) -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  8. New Mi££s 1 - 4 Glossop Well, what a game.... Glossop went 1-0 up on 25mins followed by an equaliser around 30 mins. 3 goals in the second half gave a deserving victory to the hillmen. Gate approx. 500 Mike Flynn brought in by New Mills as captain but a little off the pace! I stood in the away end (covered) and was amused to find that most of the Mills fans around me were also S/port fans and were busy gloating about the previous nights result. One guy was going on about how the fight made for a great atmosphere in the Cheadle End and how it was there own fault (latics fans) as they shouldn't have been in there anyway! I bit my tongue as i didnt want a repeat performance. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  9. His Mum still runs a carpet stall on Glossop indoor market and she'd knock ten colours....etc, etc
  10. Closely followed by Oi! Wheres The Bog
  11. Often Walked To Boundary Often Walked To Brewery Oldham Willies Third Bigger................One for the ladiees
  12. If you carry on drinking in stockport after the game.......dont forget your beer goggles
  13. This thread is about Ginger isn't it? You ARE obsessed with Posh arent you Leezy!
  14. It's New Mills v Glossop for me in the 1st round (proper) of the FA Vase...should be a cracker.....£700 up for grabs for the winner.
  15. Posh spice is a slapper She knows how to pop your cork But when shes shaggin Beckham She dreams of TTA from New York She preens, she pouts, she shows off her plastic tits Look at me, look at me she screams to Simon Blitz Wheres your friend? she asks I'm feeling rather horny Get on the phone right now and call up Simon Corney Twos not enough for me wheres your other sexy pal I want ALL three amigos that includes Danny Gazal And when your all knackered and lying on the floor I'll phone up Tranmere and ask for Ronnie Moore Shes gone too far now what a slapper! -------------------------------------------------------------------
  16. Leezy loves Posh "Shes got a lovely plastic pair" But when shes shaggin Beckham She dreams of Leezys hair ---------------------------------------------------
  17. Has anyone else noticed which league goal (this season) he failed to do his 'dance celebration' to?
  18. I think you protesteth too much! Leezy loves Posh Leezy loves Posh
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