Posh spice is a slapper
She knows how to pop your cork
But when shes shaggin Beckham
She dreams of TTA from New York
She preens, she pouts,
she shows off her plastic tits
Look at me, look at me
she screams to Simon Blitz
Wheres your friend? she asks
I'm feeling rather horny
Get on the phone right now
and call up Simon Corney
Twos not enough for me
wheres your other sexy pal
I want ALL three amigos
that includes Danny Gazal
And when your all knackered and lying on the floor
I'll phone up Tranmere and ask for Ronnie Moore
Shes gone too far now what a slapper!
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