What work would that be then?
I, too, would love to be as rubbish as Michael Owen, but my point is that others are a better pick than him because he hasn't played. He's not in the Fat Ronaldo class of player whom you would pick even if they were fat or injured or dead.
What does it say to potential England strikers if "McLaren" prefers to pick a serial crock who hasn't done the business for ages rather than you, even if you're the top English scorer in the Premiership? By picking "Owen", "McLaren" is undermining the confidence of others and ruining any possibility of breeding any kind of competetive culture regarding selection for the national side. His philosophy seems to be that if you did it 10 years ago, you will always be able to do it.