24hoursfromtulsehill

This isn't necessarily a bad joke. Two prostitutes on a street corner. One says: "Have you ever been caught by the fuzz?" The other replies: "No, but I've been swung around by the tits." Sorry for those who want to keep it clean, but that is a funny joke.

Blue Forty finally finds a talent.

Who was the first person to throw a bog roll on to the pitch? What were they doing with a bog roll at the football? How the bejesus did it catch on? When did it go out? Anyone who spends time contemplating such questions is a waste of air.

Awwwwwwwwww. Sowwy. I couldn't wait. I thought that the joke was so original, so niche that no one else would know it.

Two parrots on a perch. One says to the other: "Can you smell fish?"

It's far me off, that's for sure.

Not you, leezy (although I have no doubt at all that you are lazy too. I meant LL is lazy for going to work on Monday and not doing anything. Poor show. Poor, poor show.

All except for Coco.

You lazy

Course he is, sunshine.

Eighteen words too many.

We'll have those last 477 all polished off by tea tomorrow. No worries.

Just looked out my window. It's cold and overcast, but not raining. Mrs. Tulsehill tells me that it didn't rain overnight, so they should be starting on time. Off to the game now.

When you look, you will see that the message read: I'm starting to think that he's not . Hardly "unconditional surrender". I agree with GoC - finally an England manager picks the best team and not the best 11 players and we look balanced with and without the ball, and well capable of doing some proper damage.

I still think he's lost it.

No.

Everton away 87-88, Littlewoods Cup. Lost but had the class to scare them and everyone else .

Would anyone notice?

Before sentencing, the judge said that the fact Hughes had drank on the evening of the accident informed his decision to take off for 36 hours.

Frisbee said in the last instalment of the saga but one that he hadn't received a penny in compensation. So that's his motives all sorted out. And by the way, Al, Hughes has shown remorse and to the people that matter - the Parole Board. Otherwise, they wouldn't have let him out. Gaunt said that he hopes every football fan in the country turns their back when Lee Hughes is playing. Good luck with that one, Gaunty. Good luck. Parole! He's only on parole! He'd better bag us some goals Or he'll be back in the hole Parole! etc. etc.

Who he?

Sale is in north London. He's ours.

Wha? ...call me thick as a brick...

You're thick as a brick.

I thought "Chris Hall" had retired.