He has a plan. Goes like this.
Try and be defensive with a :censored: defence and hope to nick a goal late on
Set team up to start really slowly just trying to absorb pressure
Concede inevitable goal
Panic
Tell players to go for it in second half, never before, even if 3 down.
Draw or lose
Blame players for being :censored:, previous management for signing :censored:, fans for being sarcastic :censored:s,