chaddy the owl Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Im sat here at work wondering why the hell i didnt book the day off after a heavy drinking session. It was a great night, everyone was in good spirits (apart from the odd tear at stupid o'clock in the morning by the odd person). Im dreading what its going to be like about 2pm today when i sober up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danoafc Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Im sat here at work wondering why the hell i didnt book the day off after a heavy drinking session. It was a great night, everyone was in good spirits (apart from the odd tear at stupid o'clock in the morning by the odd person). Im dreading what its going to be like about 2pm today when i sober up Twas a good night. Shame about the food though! PAAAAAANTS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaskedOwl Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 I wanted to go but would have liked to drink. Work and a hangover is awful. Glad it was a good night though. Tears? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky_Latic Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 (edited) Twas a good night. Shame about the food though! PAAAAAANTS! The turkey was alright. The rest. Nowt special. Still ate it though. "more bread, more bread!" Tried getting up for work today. No chance. Especially when the room started spinning. Just glad they didnt sell Jagerbombs in the end. Highlight of the night has to be that comedian. Lawton could of been a bit varied with the questions he asked to players who won awards, the same "so you were on the bench for ages. how did that feel?" for Lewis and Paul Black. Kind of felt sorry for the poor bugger trying to outbid Mike for that picture. Absolutely no chance. Hughesy was swaggering about by the end of the night on the prowl giving out his number to a certain young girl. He did say that he thinks he'll get 20 goals next season, "easy". He had the decency to shake everyone's hand before he went back on the prowl. Edited April 24, 2008 by Rocky_Latic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaddy the owl Posted April 24, 2008 Author Share Posted April 24, 2008 Yep, the food was crap. The sole on my shoe came off, good job they had replacement ones sat there on my plate next to the vegetables. That comedian was lucky to get out alive though, he was VERY close to the knuckle at times. He was made to look a bit stupid though near the end when i pointed out that we were NOT the cable guys as he had been calling us for 20 minutes. Besides his comment to Rocky about borrowing the mic stand so it looks like he's brought his brother, the best comment of the night was when he said to that guy with the large nose......."Give me a shout if that starts running, im closer to it than you are". As for the tears, some people just getting a little upset at the end, too much beer i suspect. And before anyone ask's........No it wasnt Shez Did anyone see TTA there last night? I didnt spot any of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Chaplain Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 So then, fascinating stuff about the food, the turn and the rest. But what about the awards? Who won what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaddy the owl Posted April 24, 2008 Author Share Posted April 24, 2008 Im sure the site will do a full run down, but if im not mistaken it was........ Best youth player - Paul Black Best youngster - Lewis Allesandra Best performance - Everton away Best goal - Gary Mac against Everton Players player - Mark Allott Fans player - Mark Allott Trust Player - Mark Allott Two other awards that i cant remeber what they were for - Mark Allott Best mascot for being drunk at away games - Me Best "Not punching the comedian for taking the mickey out of your shirt - Jacko's brother. Best 1970's porn star lookalike - Foy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senor_Coconut Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Any gossip? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest oa_exile Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Two other awards that i cant remeber what they were for - Mark Allott Best Roland Rat and Master Splinter lookalike's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oafcprozac Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Best Roland Rat and Master Splinter lookalike's PMSL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaddy the owl Posted April 24, 2008 Author Share Posted April 24, 2008 Yes, ive heard the new away game kit man is a raging alcoholic. Oh, and the next headline in the Chron is "Allott in refusal to give giant owl his £600 winnings from Chron Star man award shocker". Shez aint going anywhere......Even if it was just to get Kitz off his back. "Shez, PLEEEEEEAAAAASSSSEEEE dont go to Sheffield Wednesday". "Im not doing". "Oh, right, but PLEEEEEEAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEE dont go". "Im not going, now please leave me alone". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markoasis Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Yes, ive heard the new away game kit man is a raging alcoholic. Oh, and the next headline in the Chron is "Allott in refusal to give giant owl his £600 winnings from Chron Star man award shocker". Shez aint going anywhere......Even if it was just to get Kitz off his back. "Shez, PLEEEEEEAAAAASSSSEEEE dont go to Sheffield Wednesday". "Im not doing". "Oh, right, but PLEEEEEEAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEE dont go". "Im not going, now please leave me alone". How you going to manage to roles at the club Chaddy ?????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaddy the owl Posted April 24, 2008 Author Share Posted April 24, 2008 Easy. Im sure i could easily sneak a bottle of alcohol into the changing room in Gregans shorts...............Do they still sell them 4 foot wide bottles of beer these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 I had a cracking spot, opposite Chris Taylor and beside Andy Liddell (eat your heart out Gemma Aside from the rubber turkey it was a good do. Observations: Lids plans to go on playing for a long, long time. He plans to just keep dropping down the leagues to whatever level he is able to perform in. He expects to know in the next couple of weeks whether he will be staying next season, it's clearly just going to be a case of whether they can agree terms. Whoever put it about that Hughes and CD don't get on was talking out of his arse. They are as thick as thieves, and Craig looked really surprised when I told him that they were rumoured not to be the best of friends. Chris is a really nice, open lad. Really quiet, and really obviously the sort of lad who would be affected by some of the rubbish that gets shouted at him sometimes. He maintains that the decent crosses he has put in on his left were as much luck as skill, but I'm not convinced, I still think it's about confidence. Lids answer to who has the fittest wife/girlfriend was that he does. He's very much a Yorkshireman. I'm sure he was making a mental note to check out Stefan's other half when I mentioned her though Lids said he would play wherever he was asked, but I got the feeling he thinks he can do more through the middle than out wide. Jacko achieved the impressive feat of making me feel sober by comparison. I heard that TTA were at some event in Israel so couldn't make it. According to Lids, any of the youngsters like Taylor, Eardley, Alessandra, Smalley, would have no problem playing in the Championship, he said it was just a case of whether the club decided to cash in. He said the gap in class wasn't as big as many people think, although it's a huge gap up to the Premiership. Probably more will filter through the haze later, but that's all for now. Incidentally for those of you who had to go to work, I thought that you might like to know that I had a nice lie in until a quarter to 2 this afternoon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Probably more will filter through the haze later, but that's all for now. One thing has surfaced. Hughes really, really, really enjoyed stuffing it down Millwall's throats with his hattrick. He had a huge grin when I mentioned it, he said, "They didn't like that very much, did they?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLUMAX Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Note to Self- Must stop wearing white shirt and carrying big tray of drinks when comedian on look out for slightly overweight fan carrying big tray of drinks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stitch_KTF Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Note to Self- Must stop wearing white shirt and carrying big tray of drinks when comedian on look out for slightly overweight fan carrying big tray of drinks! Haha did you eat them?????? Stam hasnt got a bird....my mam told me after she spent 20 minutes trying to chat him up!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carrabanana Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Stam hasnt got a bird Thats my cue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stitch_KTF Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Thats my cue He's a really nice guy. He lives with Mark Hughes and is pleased to have a new proper contract - he had been on a pay as you play and been a bit skint at times! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carrabanana Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Awww bless him! How old is he now? Like 28 or summat? Makes no difference, I'm still too young for him anyway I'll just have to make do with stalking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest oa_exile Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 He's a really nice guy. He lives with Mark Hughes and is pleased to have a new proper contract - he had been on a pay as you play and been a bit skint at times! Stefan does have a girlfriend (sorry carrabanana) , she lives Brum way. He actually lives in Ashton , he rents off Danny Hall , he is actually good mates with Mark Hughes though. I know this because I once give him a lift from Liverpool airport (we were on the same plane). I have spoken to him a few times since , No , I am not a stalker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue_Guru Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 He's a really nice guy. He lives with Mark Hughes and is pleased to have a new proper contract - he had been on a pay as you play and been a bit skint at times! So he has pretty much signed a new contract with us for next season? Because he has been on a pay as you play this season from what i can remember.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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