leeslover Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 As I live in the South, the people who do sandwiches for the office have started to meet the demand and began to smear what appears to be a mixture of the scrapings of fungal yeast infections mixed with human faeces over many of their products. A good 90% of the people I have polled think that this is a good thing. Sick, depraved perverts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboafc Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 marmite food for the gods , you should try it you will like it belive me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldhamSheridan Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 marmite food for the gods , you should try it you will like it belive me Bob's South of the Gravy line now so all his gastronomic opinions are now defunct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oafc_ok Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 marmite food for the gods , you should try it you will like it belive me There are two types of people when it comes to Marmite, those that like it and those that have only ever tried it spread too thickly. Spread thick it's nasty, spread thinly over butter and it's delicious. Trust me, all you Marmite haters, spread it thinly and you'll never look back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 As I live in the South, the people who do sandwiches for the office have started to meet the demand and began to smear what appears to be a mixture of the scrapings of fungal yeast infections mixed with human faeces over many of their products. A good 90% of the people I have polled think that this is a good thing. Sick, depraved perverts. It's being the odd one out, the lone voice, the non-conformist with the minority slant on life, that makes you such a different individual! Without your exaggerated opinions, Marmite would have no marketing campaign. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 If 90% of the people you work with are bored with the same old expensive designer sandwiches sold to gullible people, especially in the great metropolis that is London, it may be time to try some of these delicious Marmite recipes. Some of them may even appeal to people who love cheese. http://www.accomodata.co.uk/marmite/recipes.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted October 10, 2008 Author Share Posted October 10, 2008 There are two types of people when it comes to Marmite, those that like it and those that have only ever tried it spread too thickly. Spread thick it's nasty, spread thinly over butter and it's delicious. Trust me, all you Marmite haters, spread it thinly and you'll never look back. It’s not your fault. When you were a child and couldn’t sleep, Diego probably rubbed some of it on your chest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 It’s not your fault. When you were a child and couldn’t sleep, Diego probably rubbed some of it on your chest. No chance - I can't stand the stuff! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oafc_ok Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 No chance - I can't stand the stuff! I refer the honourable gentleman to the answer I gave a few moments ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 I refer the honourable gentleman to the answer I gave a few moments ago. The honorable gentleman's argument appears to be spreading thinly towards deaf ears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 I love it. If that makes me weird, good. I can think of far worse reasons... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted October 10, 2008 Author Share Posted October 10, 2008 I love it. If that makes me weird, good. I can think of far worse reasons... Weird might not be the right term. Warped and evil is closer to the mark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Ritchie Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 I’m completely indifferent towards it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidCollinge Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Probably the best thing to come out of Burton on Trent!.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Probably the best thing to come out of Burton on Trent!.... Probably the best by-product of the best thing to come out of Burton on Trent!.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footy68 Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Rank..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Mrs Sideburns has just got back from the hairdresser's. While she was having her hair done, an ITV film crew came into the shop and asked if they could interview the customers about the decision of Ceredigion Council to take Marmite off the menu at its 51 primary school breakfast clubs, based on guidance received from the Welsh Assembly. Mrs S was interviewed and she said that if it was spread thinly there would be such little salt as to not make much difference. She added that she loved it and had fed it to her kids when they were young. She also mentioned the bloke featured recently who swears by it preventing colds and helping his sex drive. When the film crew asked if they could use the interview she declined, because she had been filmed with a plastic bag on her head - she told them they shoild have waited until her hair was finished. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest oa_exile Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 shoild Is that how it's pronounced in Burton ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsslatic Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Probably the best thing to come out of Burton on Trent!.... Apart from the A38. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest oa_exile Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Apart from the A38 North bound Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboafc Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 something new from marmite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oafc_ok Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 (edited) Have you tried them Bob? They aren't as nice as you'd think. I saw in Tesco some Marmite flavour bitesize cheese - you get a few in a net bag a bit like Babybel - a' loveliness of cheeses', as I'm sure Leeslover would describe it. Edited October 10, 2008 by oafc_ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboafc Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 do they still have twiglets ? which are also made with marmite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Weird might not be the right term. Warped and evil is closer to the mark. True, but as I suggested, that has absolutely nothing to do with Marmite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboafc Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 a marmite dream sandwich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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