leeslover Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 This thread has just reminded me of how people at school used to say Asians were scared of dogs...ha ha....like ALL Asians had a phobia of dogs or something....I did go to a pretty racist and racially segregated senior school though. Not all stereotypes are without truth. As I say, there is a deep anti-dog thing going on within Islam, and good on them for it. It's not just for the scary factor that the Americans had dogs snapping at the exposed knackers of torture victims in Iraq, they would find it extremely degrading in any case (as well as it being degrading for them to be naked - they did think it through) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stitch_KTF Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 But if one so much as snarled at me I wouldn't volley one like Stitch the 'ard bastard - I'd be on my toes, shouting at the owners as I run...and would probably end up like the poor jogger. I'm certainly no hard bastard, but I do possess a mean volley () and aren't scared of domesticated dogs. I've booted a few in the past, came with doing a paper round for 3 years. The alternative was a potential savaging......or having your pants ripped off, as my own lovable hound once did to our postman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sheridans_world Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Not all stereotypes are without truth. As I say, there is a deep anti-dog thing going on within Islam, and good on them for it. I wonder how they manage with cooking them in Kebab shops.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 I wonder how they manage with cooking them in Kebab shops.... Do you want to report yourself for that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yard Dog Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 I'm certainly no hard bastard, but I do possess a mean volley () and aren't scared of domesticated dogs. I've booted a few in the past, came with doing a paper round for 3 years. The alternative was a potential savaging......or having your pants ripped off, as my own lovable hound once did to our postman. I truly believe dogs can sense fear, so when they come across me they're on the front foot from the start....bullying me and giving it the big 'un.... Well it's the fear they can smell or the :censored: I've just laid in me kecks.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sheridans_world Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Do you want to report yourself for that? No not really, our local Kebab shop is run by asian's who I know very well. They all follow islam. My comment is about the content of the kebab meat so if you wish I can report myself for liable against the content of their meat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 I truly believe dogs can sense fear, so when they come across me they're on the front foot from the start....bullying me and giving it the big 'un.... Well it's the fear they can smell or the :censored: I've just laid in me kecks.. Totally agree - I'm somewhere between you and Stitch in my approach, I am scared :censored:less but have learnt that they are as scared of you as you are of them. Standing big and screaming violent death threats at them seems to do the trick, although I'm always baring the volley in mind, with the slight concern that I would probably swing my shot off with sufficient power to land the canine hell-hound's skull across the Thames, but miss and fall over leaving it to savage my exposed testicles whilst it's mates went for my throat. I was nearly late for Leicester away last year as I felt the need to go after one bloke and tell him what I thought of him standing by whilst I had a 5 minute set piece with his little darlings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 No not really, our local Kebab shop is run by asian's who I know very well. They all follow islam. My comment is about the content of the kebab meat so if you wish I can report myself for liable against the content of their meat? What, some of your best friends are Pakis who cook dogs and sell them in kebabs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sheridans_world Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Please do not use racist terms, Andy. 1. I didnt say they were my best friends. 2. I hardly need to fill you in about the (ridiculous) rumours that kebab's are made from dog meat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Please do not use racist terms, Andy. 1. I didnt say they were my best friends. 2. I hardly need to fill you in about the (ridiculous) rumours that kebab's are made from dog meat. Erm, thanks for clarifying. Apologies for my thoughtless racist attitudes, which would no doubt have offended the local businessmen who you know well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sheridans_world Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Erm, thanks for clarifying. Apologies for my thoughtless racist attitudes, which would no doubt have offended the local businessmen who you know well. Anytime, you know the rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Anytime, you know the rules. :whoosh: :whoosh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stitch_KTF Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 (edited) Come on now, you would be offended if a pakistani refered to you as an 'Ingy', Andy. Dropping 2 sylables is racist. Edited August 25, 2009 by Stitch_KTF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Come on now, you would be offended if a pakistani refered to you as an 'Ingy', Andy. I know. What with me being a Welsh Fenian . I mean, I myself used to know th guys in my Rochdale kebab shop very well, and indeed would use the word, "Paki," with them, but I thought it was clear that I used it in context just then to contrast a fairly blunt and offensive racial stereotype and the stock response of the person using it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Becketts Anchor Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 I know. What with me being a Welsh Fenian . I mean, I myself used to know th guys in my Rochdale kebab shop very well, and indeed would use the word, "Paki," with them, but I thought it was clear that I used it in context just then to contrast a fairly blunt and offensive racial stereotype and the stock response of the person using it. Did you ask them if they cooked dogs? Or even walked dogs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Did you ask them if they cooked dogs? Or even walked dogs? As you well know, I more often apologised for Mr Tulsehill hanging around outside because he owed them for last week's kebab Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueJazzer Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 I think the cat vs dog thing comes down to their intelligence. Dogs are just playful, dumb and want to be loved by everyone, whereas cats are insightful and intelligent and dont take crap from anyone. As we speak my cat is licking the :censored:e from its own asshole. I'd take a pic but that would just be wierd..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted August 27, 2009 Author Share Posted August 27, 2009 As we speak my cat is licking the :censored:e from its own asshole. I'd take a pic but that would just be wierd..... Please send your cat round to lick the cat :censored:e off my lawn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Please send your cat round to lick the cat :censored:e off my lawn. But his cat is Northern and would be repulsed by the smell of Marmite wafting out of Midlands cats arses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 I'm trying to resist the urge to ask how the hell you know Midlands cats' arses smell of Marmite... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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