BeckfordsRightFoot Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 This is a superb idea which would in a stroke; Make the players try harder Improve performances Increase crowds Create a carnival atmosphere We would, however need a sound detection sytem, a money dispenser and 14 wheelbarrows in the centre circle after the game. At the end of the game the players line up at the Chaddy End. The announcer reads out (for example) ; "Todays Goalkeeper......DEAN BRILL! Show your appreciation" The crowd clap and cheer in accordance with the level of his performance. As the sound increases, so does the number of 50 pence peices dropping into his wheelbarrow. While this is going on, the player in question is walking towards the centre circle. When he gets there, he collects his wheelbarrow full of 50 pence pieces and walks down the tunnel. It is performance based pay. After a great victory, the atmosphere would be incredible and after a poor performance the players would get the wages they deserve. I have emailed the clubs financial department. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razza699 Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 This is a superb idea which would in a stroke; Make the players try harder Improve performances Increase crowds Create a carnival atmosphere We would, however need a sound detection sytem, a money dispenser and 14 wheelbarrows in the centre circle after the game. At the end of the game the players line up at the Chaddy End. The announcer reads out (for example) ; "Todays Goalkeeper......DEAN BRILL! Show your appreciation" The crowd clap and cheer in accordance with the level of his performance. As the sound increases, so does the number of 50 pence peices dropping into his wheelbarrow. While this is going on, the player in question is walking towards the centre circle. When he gets there, he collects his wheelbarrow full of 50 pence pieces and walks down the tunnel. It is performance based pay. After a great victory, the atmosphere would be incredible and after a poor performance the players would get the wages they deserve. I have emailed the clubs financial department. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 And here's me thinking it was only the Premiership stars who took home wheelbarrows full of cash every week... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manshaw Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 This is a superb idea which would in a stroke; Make the players try harder Improve performances Increase crowds Create a carnival atmosphere We would, however need a sound detection sytem, a money dispenser and 14 wheelbarrows in the centre circle after the game. At the end of the game the players line up at the Chaddy End. The announcer reads out (for example) ; "Todays Goalkeeper......DEAN BRILL! Show your appreciation" The crowd clap and cheer in accordance with the level of his performance. As the sound increases, so does the number of 50 pence peices dropping into his wheelbarrow. While this is going on, the player in question is walking towards the centre circle. When he gets there, he collects his wheelbarrow full of 50 pence pieces and walks down the tunnel. It is performance based pay. After a great victory, the atmosphere would be incredible and after a poor performance the players would get the wages they deserve. I have emailed the clubs financial department. Cuckoo, Cuckoo. Are you trying to get into, the guinness book of records for the most ridiculous suggestings in one day. If you cant suggest anything from the real world, I suggest you get another job that keeps your hands busier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldhamSheridan Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 Cuckoo, Cuckoo. Are you trying to get into, the guinness book of records for the most ridiculous suggestings in one day. If you cant suggest anything from the real world, I suggest you get another job that keeps your hands busier. Yeah, I mean he missed the by the manager by the tunnel throwing custard pies at passing players that he feels have underperformed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeckfordsRightFoot Posted September 10, 2009 Author Share Posted September 10, 2009 Yeah, I mean he missed the by the manager by the tunnel throwing custard pies at passing players that he feels have underperformed. No, you misunderstand. Tthere would be no need for custard pies. The low amount of 50p's in the wheelbarrows would be the punishment. I hope that cleared it up. Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldhamSheridan Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 No, you misunderstand. Tthere would be no need for custard pies. The low amount of 50p's in the wheelbarrows would be the punishment. I hope that cleared it up. Thanks. But the fans don't see what the manager wants players to do. For example, I doubt Swen said "...and David if we go down by a goal, run all over the place and go completely out of position". He'd have required an entourage to take his pay off following the Greece game, but each of the aforementioned staff would probably have left pie-eyed dropping some of the 50p's on the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeckfordsRightFoot Posted September 10, 2009 Author Share Posted September 10, 2009 But the fans don't see what the manager wants players to do. For example, I doubt Swen said "...and David if we go down by a goal, run all over the place and go completely out of position". He'd have required an entourage to take his pay off following the Greece game, but each of the aforementioned staff would probably have left pie-eyed dropping some of the 50p's on the way. You dont get paid playing for England, well only expenses. If Abbott got a hat trick against Leeds, you don't think he would deserve a bonus? Brill deserved his full wage last match did he? I'm fed up of small minded people on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
creepy Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 This is a superb idea which would in a stroke; Make the players try harder Improve performances Increase crowds Create a carnival atmosphere We would, however need a sound detection sytem, a money dispenser and 14 wheelbarrows in the centre circle after the game. At the end of the game the players line up at the Chaddy End. The announcer reads out (for example) ; "Todays Goalkeeper......DEAN BRILL! Show your appreciation" The crowd clap and cheer in accordance with the level of his performance. As the sound increases, so does the number of 50 pence peices dropping into his wheelbarrow. While this is going on, the player in question is walking towards the centre circle. When he gets there, he collects his wheelbarrow full of 50 pence pieces and walks down the tunnel. It is performance based pay. After a great victory, the atmosphere would be incredible and after a poor performance the players would get the wages they deserve. I have emailed the clubs financial department. thats more like it - best idea yet but there has got to be a punishment for the player with less money and least clapping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeckfordsRightFoot Posted September 10, 2009 Author Share Posted September 10, 2009 thats more like it - best idea yet but there has got to be a punishment for the player with less money and least clapping. This isn't a laughing matter, I think there are major benefits to the scheme. I am devising the sound/dispensing system now. Once I finish the initial drawings, I am going to email my idea to the clubs commercial department. I will be willing to email a copy of the drawings to anyone who wants to see them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manshaw Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 This isn't a laughing matter, I think there are major benefits to the scheme. I am devising the sound/dispensing system now. Once I finish the initial drawings, I am going to email my idea to the clubs commercial department. I will be willing to email a copy of the drawings to anyone who wants to see them. You could have your own show Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hometownclub Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 thats more like it - best idea yet but there has got to be a punishment for the player with less money and least clapping. How about stocks at the side of the pitch and a barrow full of rotting fruit and veg for the fans to throw at under performing players. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeckfordsRightFoot Posted September 10, 2009 Author Share Posted September 10, 2009 (edited) Here is the technical drawing. It's an accurate depiction of Sean Gregan getting his money after a game. Edited September 10, 2009 by BeckfordsRightFoot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razza699 Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 I am a design engineer for a living and have completed the technical drawings. Unfortunately I don't know how to post images. Can I email it to somebody to post? Its very easy and workable. Give us abit more info and we could start your Biography Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeckfordsRightFoot Posted September 10, 2009 Author Share Posted September 10, 2009 ttt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 Could we adjust it so that, for example, Gregan could be paid in chipolatas instead of 50p's? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razza699 Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 ttt ttt interesting point, I was going to edit my last post but Im wary of doing so now, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hometownclub Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 Here is the technical drawing. It's an accurate depiction of Sean Gregan getting his money after a game. Looks like he had a very good game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longtimeblue Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 The poor acoustics in the Chaddy End would save the club a fortune Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudemedic Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 Erm- am I right in thinking that outfield players get a bonus for scoring, defenders often get a bonus for keeping a clean sheet and goalkeepers do as well and the team get a bonus for winning. Is this not performance related pay- you play well you get more money- we do this already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeckfordsRightFoot Posted September 10, 2009 Author Share Posted September 10, 2009 Not in my plan. The pay is entirely based on supporter opinion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudemedic Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 Not in my plan. The pay is entirely based on supporter opinion. So Dean Brill would have to keep a clean sheet and save 2 penalties before he gets any sort of money, Chris Taylor would just have to play and he'd be paid loads- its far too subjective and won't work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeckfordsRightFoot Posted September 10, 2009 Author Share Posted September 10, 2009 Thats the way the cookie crumbles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldhamSheridan Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 Thats the way the cookie crumbles. Oh that's right. There's cookies all over the show, but someone brings in a custard pie and there's hell to pay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeckfordsRightFoot Posted September 10, 2009 Author Share Posted September 10, 2009 Custard pies are retarded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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