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Ok. Lots of talk in the papers about who's going where, when and how much for. So here's my prediction.

 

Bale to Real Madrid. 90 million

 

This gives them a replacement for Ronaldo...

 

Ronaldo to Man U. 55 million

 

This means they don't need Rooney....

 

Rooney to Chelsea. 36 million

 

So they can ditch Torres....

 

Torres to Liverpool. 27 million

 

Who then can offload Suarez....

 

Suarez to Arsenal. 46 million

 

You heard it here first.....

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After buying Ronaldo, manure won't be able to afford Fibreglass, and, after burning his bridges with Barca after having his head turned by Uniteds initial interest, will go back to arsenal, buoyed by their obvious statement of intent after buying Suarez.

 

Moyes will raid Everton for Baines.

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After buying Ronaldo, manure won't be able to afford Fibreglass, and, after burning his bridges with Barca after having his head turned by Uniteds initial interest, will go back to arsenal, buoyed by their obvious statement of intent after buying Suarez.

 

Moyes will raid Everton for Baines.

and Fellaini.

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United will pander to the fans and link themselves with every player of a high calibre, such as Thiago, Fabregas, Ronaldo, when in reality they have no chance of signing them and will end up panick buying Fellaini and Baines. They will go on to stagnate and then regress whilst drowning in a mountain of debt and then sell Old Trafford and get relegated to League 1 like Leeds.

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United will pander to the fans and link themselves with every player of a high calibre, such as Thiago, Fabregas, Ronaldo, when in reality they have no chance of signing them and will end up panick buying Fellaini and Baines. They will go on to stagnate and then regress whilst drowning in a mountain of debt and then sell Old Trafford and get relegated to League 1 like Leeds.

Oh please let this happen! Ha ha!

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United will pander to the fans and link themselves with every player of a high calibre, such as Thiago, Fabregas, Ronaldo, when in reality they have no chance of signing them and will end up panick buying Fellaini and Baines. They will go on to stagnate and then regress whilst drowning in a mountain of debt and then sell Old Trafford and get relegated to League 1 like Leeds.

At least we might be able to get near a big screen in the pub without the "never miss a game" know it all types being sat in front of it, in their Sharp replica kits.

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