Diego_Sideburns Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 so,you didn't miss the drum!!!??? I would be interested genuinely to hear from the drummer about whether he feels he could have added anything to that performance if he'd had the drum with him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 "Top boy", "silver" and "mature" - I can live with that! AKA Old and Grey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 Does he bum his merry men!!!! And the old favourite ultimate insult which never fails to get 'em going: SMALL TOWN IN DERBY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 I would be interested genuinely to hear from the drummer about whether he feels he could have added anything to that performance if he'd had the drum with him. You mean, if the stewards hadn't stopped him from bringing his even bigger new drum in with him? There is absolutely no way on this planet that any invention or bringing back old songs could go on with the drum in service, you just wouldn't be able to hear what other people were trying to get started. In fact, it was a good aspect of it last night that people were joining in with songs wherever they came from rather than just backing their mates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 AKA Old and Grey I have to live with "Grey" but "Old" is an insult too far!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 I have to live with "Grey" but "Old" is an insult too far!!! Not personal - I am the old fat one on the back row last night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 You mean, if the stewards hadn't stopped him from bringing his even bigger new drum in with him? That reminds me of a story from Ireland. When fierce Dublin rivals Shamrock Rovers and Bohemians play each other, there is often trouble. So security is very strict. On one occasion at Bohs' ground, in spite of everyone being searched on the way in, a pig's head was thrown onto the pitch during the game from the Rovers' section of the crowd. It was a direct jibe at one of the former Rovers' players who had joined the 'enemy'. Club officials, stewards and police were mystified as to how the Rovers' fans had managed to smuggle it into the ground. So you see, to say that a drum does not have any use is snout of order! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 Not personal - I am the old fat one on the back row last night Can't say I remember you, but I'll look out for you next time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latics and England Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 (edited) To follow on from last night's 'old songs teach-in', how about listing the lyrics of the various verses of the songs about one of the members of a prominent girl group who are to make a comeback, and a girl who is a professional shopper? Although it may be difficult to get round the Mods and libel laws - perhaps without mentioning the name and the name of the husband/partner, and that someone may be considered to be a slapper, the other verses could be listed e.g. She thinks that food will harm her And when she's (what's his name) She thinks of Roger Palmer! And the one about being itchy/Andy Ritchie. Can't remember the others. Now then Diego, I believe you knew that I might bite on this one... lets see First of all, the legal requirements must be discussed. The Sun has printed several stories over the years about Mrs Beckham playing away, therefore it cannot be libellous to call her a slapper. The other allegations in the chant are not proved but I'd like to see her defend them in court Posh Spice is a slapper, her (?toe?) is very itchy and when she's (?hugging?) Beckham, she thinks of Andy Ritchie Posh Spice is a slapper, her (?toe?) is very smelly, and when she's (?hugging?) Beckham, she thinks of Gary Kelly There were several other verses but we need an updated version for now... so, Coleen.... most of us would nail her, when... Rooney, she thinks of Chrissy Taylor. Any other suggestions are more than welcome Edited October 31, 2007 by Latics & England Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 Now then Diego, I believe you knew that I might bite on this one... lets see First of all, the legal requirements mush be discussed. The Sun has printed several stories over the years about Mre Beckham playing away, therefore it cannot be libelous to call her a slapper. The other allegations in the chant are not proved but I'd like to see her defend them in court Posh Spice is a slapper, her (?toe?) is very itchy and when she's (?hugging?) Beckham, she thinks of Andy Ritchie Posh Spice is a slapper, her (?toe?) is very smally, and when she's (?hugging?) Beckham, she thinks of Gary Kelly There were several other verses but we need an updated version for now... so, Coleen.... most of us would nail her, when... Rooney, she thinks of Chrissy Taylor. Any other suggestions are more than welcome "Hugging" - that's the word I was looking for! Pedantic but editing necessary - smally doesn't rhyme with Kelly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latics and England Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 "Hugging" - that's the word I was looking for! Pedantic but editing necessary - smally doesn't rhyme with Kelly! Pedantic? You? Surely not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latics and England Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 Now then Diego, I believe you knew that I might bite on this one... lets see First of all, the legal requirements must be discussed. The Sun has printed several stories over the years about Mrs Beckham playing away, therefore it cannot be libellous to call her a slapper. The other allegations in the chant are not proved but I'd like to see her defend them in court Posh Spice is a slapper, her (?toe?) is very itchy and when she's (?hugging?) Beckham, she thinks of Andy Ritchie Posh Spice is a slapper, her (?toe?) is very smelly, and when she's (?hugging?) Beckham, she thinks of Gary Kelly There were several other verses but we need an updated version for now... so, Coleen.... most of us would nail her, when... Rooney, she thinks of Chrissy Taylor. Any other suggestions are more than welcome A few more thoughts... She's so fat she moos... she thinks of Lee Hughes She likes to have a fiddle... she thinks of Andy Liddell And one about Stefan Stam that I'd never get away with putting on here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 Any other suggestions are more than welcome ........ is a slapper, her (?toe?) is very curly, and when she's (?hugging?) ............, she thinks of Neal Eardley! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 Neal Trotman praises fans' performance last night - he says we played an active part in the positive result: http://www.oldhamathletic.premiumtv.co.uk/...1156327,00.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 ... she likes it from the back...she thinks of Gary Mac! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oafc_ok Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 ....and she's an anorexic.....she thinks of Oldham Athletic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oafc_ok Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 Just noticed someone has given the support 1 out of 10 Any suggestions who that might be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 We are neglecting our reserve team coach in this aren't we? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inspiral_Carpet Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 We are neglecting our reserve team coach in this aren't we? It's also a shame that Tony Carss has left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAV Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 (edited) We are neglecting our reserve team coach in this aren't we? Posh spice is a slapper her husband is a berk!! and when he's (hugging) her she thinks of Philliskirk Ok youth team give me a mo for resreves Edited October 31, 2007 by SAV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daznathe Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 ive just given it a 1 cos i didnt go and im bitter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 ive just given it a 1 cos i didnt go and im bitter! If you didn't go then you're not entitled to vote, unless you're judging by how it sounded on Latics World. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsslatic Posted October 31, 2007 Author Share Posted October 31, 2007 I was indeed and he's oafc_ok - nice to meet you! LET'S PRETEND WE'RE SITTING DOWN! That's set the benchmark for singing - nothing less will do, although the acoustics at Orient are nothing like they were last night. oafc_ok won't be there on Saturday, so I shouldn't miss any of the action. Always good to put faces to names... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsslatic Posted October 31, 2007 Author Share Posted October 31, 2007 It's also a shame that Tony Carss has left. Prizes for anyone who thinks of one for Pogliacomi.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAV Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 Prizes for anyone who thinks of one for Pogliacomi.... Posh spice is a slapper her(toe) is very boney,and when she's(hugging) beckham she thinks of Pogliacomi Posh spice is a slapper she likes it in a hurry,when Beckhams in the U.S.A she phones up Lee Duxbury Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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