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The Chaplain

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  1. The Chaplain
    No - you didn't imagine it. He's off. I wish it weren't so, but I'm afraid it is.
  2. The Chaplain
    I'm a sales manager for a multi-national corporation with lousy pay, but with a benefits package that's out of this world! Yes - that's right. The C of E pays me to persuade people to become Christians.
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    Just back ... I thought we played with our old confidence. It reminded me of the middle of the season when we were winning everything. We should have scored many more than one. Still problems finishing? But we had nailed-on penalty for handball denied, which was a pity.
  4. The Chaplain
    OK I'll rise to the bait. If Satan invented Sunday mornings, then who invented Sunday papers? Mind you none of today's ones will ever rise to the sublime standards of the 1970s Sunday Times.
  5. The Chaplain
    Welcome! Good to have you amongst us. We don't bite. Often.
  6. The Chaplain
    Love the avatar! Pythagoras rules OK
  7. The Chaplain
    I think he was just lightening the tone a little after a couple of tirades. Now to lighten it even further: silliest maiden goal celebration ever? Mark Hughes's last season? Chris Taylor's this season? Any others?
  8. The Chaplain
    Do you get the distinct impression that everyone is an administrator or a "Super Moderator" on this board? Except Jet, of course. She's just here for the socks. And me. I'm the religious adviser. Today's advice: pray that we win at Orient. ..... Go on now .... Pray .................... Have you done it? Now that wasn't too difficult was it?
  9. The Chaplain
    Btu Jte, teh pcliauer thnig is, eevn wehn eervy snilge wrod is splet baldy, yuo cna stlil tlel waht I ma siaynig - as wsa domenstarted on tihs vrey borad reneclty. hO yse - Wlecmoe!
  10. The Chaplain
    ... and not many of us SHOUT!! And most of us can spell.
  11. The Chaplain
    "It's all gone quiet over here ..."
  12. The Chaplain
    Oh what a beautiful morning! Oh what a beautiful day! I've got a beautiful feeling I've got to go to work today edit: spelling! The Chaplain
  13. The Chaplain
    Well Jet has gone out for her sleepover, Exile has gone off to take a cold shower, Rummy is celebrating his success with the chatroom, and it's time I prepared a sermon for the morrow. So night, night and God bless to you all. :sunny:
  14. The Chaplain
    And so another day draws to its quiet close. Lights are going off all over Oldham. The whippets are kenneled for the night, the wife puts her curlers in, and I drink my Ovaltine dreaming of future success for Latics. Good night and God bless to all. :daisy:
  15. The Chaplain
    You must have been sitting very close to me, Stevie J. So, Lids went off and Warney proved he can't take corners; but Porter shocked us all with that set piece. Amazing! :laugh2:
  16. The Chaplain
    I think we've had enough silent comedy for now. Anyway Keaton was funnier. Good night and God bless all. :glasses2:
  17. The Chaplain
    But my presence didn't seem to make a difference tonight. We just went to pieces. But night, night and God bless anyway. Still fifth. (The blip ends tomorrow on my wife's birthday. ;) )
  18. The Chaplain
    Night, night and God bless, everyone!
  19. The Chaplain
    I always check JKLatics first, but really that's just habit. I'm an old dog, and this site is a new trick. Also I used to find all the signatures annoying. It takes so long to scroll down and read the comment. But now that I have found out how to ignore sigs, it's easier! So maybe I'll start checking here first. You're such a pleasant bunch. (Oh and BB80 hasn't found the way here yet :P ).
  20. The Chaplain
    Morning all! Same name as JK. Big day today. :bowdown: The Chaplain
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