pseudonym

The way this is shaping up we will still be in this division in ten years time, that new stand won't happen in the foreseeable future and we will see a series of managers come and probably end up scratching around for unemployed goalkeepers centre halves and strikers to make up our team

FAWP

good call and thanks

Do you believe in nature or nurture? Ie where you born a pratt or is it learned behaviour? Do you think that anybody would disguise their identity or claim to be somebody else when discussing Oldham Athletic when anonymous anyway? What part of, I do not and never have had any other account on this board do you not understand?

Check how long I have been a member and I am quite good at reading! I am not, and never have been Corporal Jones and I have never had any other account or alter ego on this board.

Spot on

"It has been approved" It is generally used by catholic bishops to show that approval has been given to publications etc

No never

Without a verb they are not even sentences.

I have read....perfect tense surely. I had read ....pluperfect tense. i will read etc etc

You are the only person using the word realistic, or its derivatives . I would be more interested in a semantic discussion of the difference between " still early days yet" and " too early to tell" which you offer as alternatives

I too have read allegations that I might be Corporal Jones. I can truthfully assure you that I have only the pseudonym account

So who do you vote for if you are realistic? I have voted for the third PS I don't think the Electoral Commission would give their imprimatur to the statemets

you mean all first person singular.....one nil to you

Now if I had written that you would all have being queuing up to....

Well you can't be tedious momentarily it has to be over time by very definition!

LDJ has discovered that some some good players play for England under 20s..... No wonder we trust so much in him

It took LDJ by surprise that Gerrard was leaving but he says that he had planned for this unexpected eventuality by having a replacement lined up just in case, and incredibly the lined up person turns out to be person gerrard was brought into replace and who had agreed to join us even though he did not know he was going to lose his job to the person he had agreed to replace! My point is that somebody is talking bollocks... Let us hope it is MC PS no doubt there are several board colleagues ready to suggest who it is who is talking bollocks!

If it turns out to be true and Butler comes here I am going to get in trouble on this board for suggesting it was disingenuous of our shrewd manager to say he had lined up somebody as good if not better than gerrard ( his words) 2 days before said replacement knew he was being dismissed and available Let's hope it is bull...but then true or false somebody is talking bull. MC or LDJ?

Hoping to sign Turkish centre forward today Only accrington Stanley have made offer to simpson Vigurs failed a medical because of a back disc problem and now on pay as you play at Motherwell

Lost 2-1

I have been told Ihave to be more positive. It is a nonsense to make us relegation favourites before we have signed a keeper some centre halves and a striker. We might sign world beaters.... What odds are they offering!!

Should be a lower case b too. Memo to self. Don't drink and text

L J should stop using the first person singular .. Not you

Stop starting sentences with the first person singular