chaddy

just trying to find if any other supporters recieved a parking ticket on the night of the leeds game,the road in question is the access road to the clayton green pub reason i ask is that on the night in question i didnt find a ticket on my car but have recieved a letter from the council parkin mob saying the road in question is a restricted street with no parking at any time on it(may need to warn other supporters of this road)

i dont mind an april fool thats convincing,but hair growing floodlights,subscription only fan boards, disappearing cars ,polar bear bald cures come on jeez next i will be told that wayne ACTUALLY does play chaddy the owl and uses it just to gsin entry to away games

three

ive been around a fair few royle years and i sang bfj barmy army but seemed more so for away game back in the day

and what the hell was in them pasties,sausage meat or corned beef they was mingin

cant polish turds

dont care sorry

yeah ed ffs drop it or i will come round and force you into a subbmission agree with u ed your mind is full of wisdom ass ever

thats coz you are a girl

best wishes to the darlo player though,suspected broken neck, 13minute delay

andy cole to sign on monday,

here ya go sorry lads lol

I met this really kinky girl last night. 'Humiliate me,' she said so I bought her a Tottenham shirt ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Haringey council has blocked Tottenham's plans to build a new ground on Northumberland Park. A town hall source said: "We don't mind having a funfair there once a year, But a circus every fortnight is a bit much." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I was playing Scrabble and had enough letters to make 'Tottenham Hotspur Football Club'. I was gutted when I found out it was only worth two points." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Tesco are releasing new Oxo cubes in Spurs colours. Customers are told to look out for laughing stocks. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What does a Spurs fan do after he sees his team win? Turns off the Xbox. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ After leaving San Siro, Jose Mourinho was asked if he was going to help Spurs get out of their slump. He turned around and said, "No way, I ain't that special". ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Apparently the entire Tottenham squad have been busy honing their skills playing the computer game Championship Manager. Sadly it seems Juande misunderstood and thinks they want to play for a Championship manager. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A man is sitting in a pub with his Jack Russell dog one Sunday afternoon. The football results are coming up on the television in the corner: "Stoke City 2, Tottenham Hotspur 1," reads the announcer. Suddenly the Jack Russell jumps up and shouts out, "Oh, no, not again." The shocked landlord says, "That's amazing. Why did he say that when it was announced that Tottenham lost?" "Because he's a Spurs supporter," the dog's owner replies. The landlord then asks what the dog says when Tottenham win a match, To which the man replies, "I don't know. I've only had him six months." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When a groggy Vedran Corluka regained consciousness in the ambulance leaving the Britannia Stadium on Sunday. He asked medical staff who he was. On being told he played football for Tottenham Hotspur he lapsed into a coma. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ All trains through White Hart Lane have been cancelled due to a massive point’s failure. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What does THFC stand for? Tottenham Heading For the Championship. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What's the difference between Bigfoot and the Spurs defence? Bigfoot has been spotted several times. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Spurs have been forced to rename their ground "White Lane" because their "Hart" was surgically removed when Berbatov and Keane were sold. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Coming up to panto season, Ramos is looking for a part in Cinderella. It is said that he is going for the part of the pumpkin, in the hope that it will turn him into a coach. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The ground staff at White Hart Lane have laid paper on the pitch for the next home game. Jaunde Ramos has enquired as to why they have done so, to which the grounds man replied, ''Because Spurs look good on paper'' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ David Bentley is ill, so Ramos offers to go shopping for him. While in the local supermarket, he bumps into Arsene Wenger. "Hey Juande, what in god's name are you doing here?" "I'm getting a bag of potatoes for David Bentley" "Sounds like a fair swap to me!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Spurs the glory years video is available for £200, that’s £5 for the video and £195 for the betamax recorder

> > Paddy has broken his leg and his mate Mick goes round to see him. > > > > Mick says 'How you doin?' > > > > Paddy says 'Do us a favor, nip upstairs and get my slippers, me feet > > are > > freezing.' > > > > Mick goes upstairs and sees Paddy's two gorgeous 19-year-old twin > > daughters > > sitting on the bed. > > > > He says 'Your dad sent me up here to have sex with both of you ' . > > > > They say 'Get away with ya.. Prove it.' > > > > Mick shouts downstairs 'Paddy, both of em?' > > > > Paddy shouts back 'Of course both of em, what's the point of :censored:in' > > one?' > >

i heard ipswich are after marshall

the leg-end

she doesnt ware her knickers but when she sha**ing beckam she dreams of our mate chickers

wyhnyard just got the call

anyone bet against gregan actually scoring from 60 yards plus at least once this season

thats not hoofball we play,its our defenders taking a shot,there is a big diffrence ya know the table proves it

unlickely i would have thought,mr h will be in his lounge with a mobile and laptop lol

check out the name on the picture,renaming them that would be funnycheck this out

The good news is ... there's only three weeks 'til the season kicks off Bad news is its still three weeks until the season kicks off The Good News Is.... First Pre Season Match Tonight Bad news is its in Rhyl while Rochdale get to play theirs in Marbella The good news is we can drive to Rhyl without a passport. The bad news is Neal Eardley will need a lift off someone. Good news ...... He will bring the beer for the passengers The bad news is, he is the passenger. The good news is we have Mark Allott in midfield. The bad news is we have a couple of area of the field need strengthening The good news, I have complete faith that Shez has learnt a lot from last season The bad news is taylor will still play on the wrong side

Oldham are nailbitingly awaiting the final of the ladies international between Legs waxing FC and Brushing furiously Athletic on sky, which pundits shockingly predict famine today. Although Mary had a shock period during half-time nothing dropped from the bottle because she held nothing inside. uninterested in crowd lusting perverts exposé in seat, she hesitated, goldfish awkwardly wriggling beneath Nemo. subconsciously longing mummys fingers inside

Oldham are nailbitingly awaiting the final of the ladies international between Legs waxing FC and Brushing furiously Athletic on sky, which pundits shockingly predict famine today. Although Mary had A shock period