Bumped into Urko Vera in the casino the other night, was sticking £4,000 on Red. I said you can't do that, we hate the reds, so he stuck it on black and it won. Black 28. Also reminiscent of Eyresy.
He then preceded to give me a grand and said get yourself a season ticket son, so that's exactly what I've done, also put £200 on him to be the league's top scorer at 100/1, so he bags 30 goals and sorts me £20,000 for that, I'm taking him Vegas!
Urko Vera baby!