FAO: Chris O'Grady
You son, you were awful. Give your head a shake.
Striker my ****. We should sue you under the Trades Description Act. Striker of what? Not the ball that's for sure. You were been returned by Bury with no goals to your name. At Bradford you got less than 45 minutes game time. That was in a month.
You are an appalling excuse for a footballer. Ooh, you're big, you're strong. You don't ******* score though do you. Geoff Capes is big and strong but we wouldn't stick him up front. In fact, we might. He might hit the target. Unlike yourself, you Leicester rejected, Rotherham contract rebel, League Two loanee failure.
I would say don't let the door hit your **** on the way out but no doubt you'd ******* miss being hit by that too.
Let that be the end of him.