Well seen as I've been cleaning my house all day (yes cleaning how awful) and I've come on here and seen the usual Hughes nonsense and the very upsetting news that the ginger prince may be on his way my day has now become somewhat of a gloomy one, plus I have a headache which is not drink induced so should I die before Scunny away please find this little ditty that was sent to me about the BIG FAT CHUNK - DEAN WINDASS
Dunno where it came from originally, my mate Ben Courtney sent it me
And no matter how awful it is it's better than some of the crap we sing, there is a guy who I know by name (but won't name because you know the mods will shout) name rhymes with FLEA PEGG, the lad is about 7foot tall dark hair, so if you read this please take note your songs are crap.
To the tune of the Torres Song
His contract says he's paid in pies, Deano, Deano
His calves are bigger than your thighs Deano, Deano
His tent sized shirt is number 5,
He'll eat your centre halves alive
Deano Windass super human chest.
He'll make your back four look a farce Deano, Deano
His chest is bigger than Gregans arse Deano, Deano
His chest is like a F****ng Ox,
He causes choas in the box
Deano Windass OLdham Number 5
Much better than two syllable stuff we normally get anyway.....
So I'll just look forward to DEA-NO, DEA-NO, TAY-LOR, TAY-LOR, REU-BEN, REU-BEN, GRE-GAN, GRE-GAN, HUGH-SEY, HUGH-SEY songs on Tuesday