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leeslover

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  1. We know we'll need several midfielders next season, it doesn't cost more to arrange for him to be one of them than to sign someone new
  2. Given he turned down an extension in the summer I suspect the club would tell him to piss up a rope unless it suited them
  3. And the time waiting for the hysterical laughter from the other end of the phone to stop. Twice.
  4. It might have lasted forever, but someone lent me a hand
  5. I'd hope they aren't drinking heavily on the way to and from matches though
  6. Rummy banned me for making one knob jokes too many. It was a very long one.
  7. Get him to Town Barbers for a short back and sides before he's on the TV again.
  8. We should have our resident grass turn double agent and tip Kent Police off about a massive meet planned for Mote Park
  9. Hope nobody is loud in a pub again, I'm sick of our name being dragged through the mud again like after Richmond
  10. I wonder. Keeping us in, then not letting us to the nearest station. We hailed a black cab and he'd only take us to Birkenhead, which makes no sense (You pay the toll for there and back and he'd be right in the City for another job). Does smell of delaying us getting over the water.
  11. Another occasion when people might want to make their own entertainment
  12. I doubt there would have been a fight at the pub with 100 police and the firearms unit standing there whether they held us or not!
  13. I'm upset at the level of fight planning these days if they can't sort something a bit better than the first pub out of the away end. I still wish we'd gone straight into that Italian restaurant and sat it out with red wine and garlic bread
  14. He was desperate to do something to stick it to us. If that 35 yarder had hit the top corner he'd have been running along the front of us screaming while his dad windmilled on the centre spot. Shame it was closer to the corner flag.
  15. Plus twice he fell over. Referree wouldn't have kept falling for it if we'd exposed him all game
  16. Their fans team might have been cunty on average but one bloke was doing the work of 13 to get there
  17. The only restriction I could see working is if they were allowed for everyone but the Prem. Get there and you wouldn't be arsed about ripping it out and putting really good grass down. You wouldn't be arsed if you were in the third division hoping to sneak up in the playoffs only to have to lay a new pitch for your forthcoming relegation season.
  18. I resigned because I was scared of Gerrard coming looking for me didn't I?
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