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dfOAFC

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  1. 4-0 v Ipswich (?) Tuesday night, Palmer broke the record (?). So cold I poured Bovril over my hands.
  2. and yet again, a poll goes completely against the whingeing, melodramatic vocal minority
  3. A proper front man back in Taylor back & surely due to find some form The chance to see a bit more of Stephens ever improving cultured midfield play The Beast of Budapest at the back Not seen us for nearly a month - can't wait
  4. if nothing else he'll be remembered for the greatest official website headline ever
  5. 23rd best points average - surprising seeing as we've not been promoted
  6. MANCHESTER City striker Robinho has requested a transfer after missing his scheduled dose of psychotropic drugs. The Brazilian moved to the club in 2008 after City scouts used a mixture of poisoned blowdarts and hypnotism to convince the striker he would be playing in Valhalla for the sexual favours of Scarlett Johansson. Thanks to the combination of powerful narcotics he became convinced he was living in a Viking long room in Asgard instead of a six bedroom, mock-tudor mansion in Wilmslow. Meanwhile players and backroom staff helped to maintain the illusion by adopting Nordic accents during training sessions, singing songs about pillage and drinking Gatorade from plastic skulls. Robinho was also barred from watching Coronation Street in case the horrifying reality of his situation pierced through the haze of tree frog poison. But after the postal strike delayed the arrival of a new batch of the Brazilian's drugs the effect suddenly wore off as he was sitting in his Lamborghini outside the Trafford Centre last Monday. A police spokesman said: "We found a 25 year-old Brazilian man huddled inside his car, screaming constantly. There was terror in his eyes and he kept saying that all he could see was the colour grey and that the buildings wanted to kill him." Tom Logan, a Man City physio, said: "Heavy dosing with herbal infusions and jungle drugs is standard practice for South Americans based north of Stevenage. "Sylvinho believes he's in Narnia, Zabaleta thinks he's a giant swan and thanks to a kind of Eskimo tea made from Bison droppings we've convinced Caicedo that he's the Emperor of Legoland."
  7. can we stick to Latics eh lads - this isn't Jerry Springer.com
  8. the dogs Shez out Joe back in Broadway Windass! Corporal Jones killing the internet
  9. are we any worse off than Blackpool were at this stage the year they went up?
  10. http://www.homeoffice.gov.uk/documents/Foo...pdf?view=Binary we're not doing very well in these either 1 arrest for "violent disorder" - who was it???
  11. Oldham has a long tradition of "13" year olds with beards
  12. GK Pogliacomi RB Eardley CB Hill CB Hall LB Armstrong RM Murray CM Wellens CM Kilkenny LM Eyres CF Hughes CF Porter Subs Rachubka Beckett Taylor Collusso! Gregan Haining Sheridan Manager - Dowie Asst Manager Sheridan A solid back four, a lethal strikeforce & a talented but petulant midfield
  13. http://www.oldhamathletic.co.uk/page/NewsU...1894158,00.html could send a few on here over the edge?
  14. yet again an OWTB poll goes against the vocal minority
  15. there's only one team in this league with any depth to their squad and they've just beaten us 2-0.
  16. Jacobson Worthington Holdsworth Hazell Abbott Purdie Taylor i'll judge Penney once he's had a run with these 7 fit and in the side.
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