Senor_Coconut Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Wtf was all that about, not something you expect when you sit down with your pie and bovril. You're more likely to catch something in the lookers paddock toilets doing the test than you are from having sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie_J Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Wtf was all that about, not something you expect when you sit down with your pie and bovril. You're more likely to catch something in the lookers paddock toilets doing the test than you are from having sex. Eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Chaplain Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Eh? Chlamydia. Pre-match entertainment?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senor_Coconut Posted March 29, 2008 Author Share Posted March 29, 2008 Eh? There were various people around BP asking if they could test you for an STI. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tactically_naive Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Me and our kid were pissing ourselves laughing at that announcement. The bizzarest thing I've heard in years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horlicks Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Me and our kid were pissing ourselves laughing at that announcement. The bizzarest thing I've heard in years. The best bit was if you are tested you get entered into a draw to win a signed ball, you can imagine " now then sir there is some good news and some bad news " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest oa_exile Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Wtf was all that about, not something you expect when you sit down with your pie and bovril. You're more likely to catch something in the lookers paddock toilets doing the test than you are from having sex. So Coco did you win the signed ball ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky_Latic Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 There was a few blown up condoms floating around the pitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senor_Coconut Posted March 29, 2008 Author Share Posted March 29, 2008 So Coco did you win the signed ball ? Now she didn't tell me there were prizes, I would have had no problem giving a total stranger a bottle of piss for a chance of winning a signed ball. After the luck Frank Sinclair had today, I hope he didn't take a test. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 There was a few blown up condoms floating around the pitch. They kept drifting towards the man we call Oh Johnny, Johnny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous_Tic Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 They kept drifting towards the man we call Oh Johnny, Johnny! And he kept popping them. Must have been his Irish catholic roots that made him do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 (edited) When I saw the table set up outside the gents, I ignored it as I thought it was Kyle's 'Shez Out!' petition. Edited March 29, 2008 by Diego_Sideburns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest oa_exile Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 When I saw the table set up outside the gents, I ignored it as I thought it was Kyle's 'Shez Out!' petition. Or I bet you thought "Bloody Kyle's literally taking the piss now" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Or I bet you thought "Bloody Kyle's literally taking the piss now" That's exactly what I thought, so I went back to edit my post, but you beat me to it - psychic or what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwentySixBlack Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Now she didn't tell me there were prizes, I would have had no problem giving a total stranger a bottle of piss for a chance of winning a signed ball. Could have given them a pint of Clayton Green lager instead - it's basically the same. And the price takes the piss, so there you go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest oa_exile Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 That's exactly what I thought, so I went back to edit my post, but you beat me to it - psychic or what? Funny you should say that , ask Greganator or "The Amazing Kreskin" as he is now known Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest oa_exile Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Could have given them a pint of Clayton Green lager instead - it's basically the same. And the price takes the piss, so there you go. Are you sure they weren't collecting it to serve it in the Royle bar at HT ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 The best bit was if you are tested you get entered into a draw to win a signed ball, you can imagine " now then sir there is some good news and some bad news " Gives a whole new meaning to happy clappers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLUMAX Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 I though Chlymidia was an early eighties new romantic band! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oafc_ok Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Could have given them a pint of Clayton Green lager instead - it's basically the same. And the price takes the piss, so there you go. Would that be Carling, by any chance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 If Carling did sexually transmitted diseases... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 There were various people around BP asking if they could test you for an STI. Can we call them STD's please? An STI is a Subaru Impreza. And your chances of catching a sexually transmitted disease if you drive one of them are pretty slim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwentySixBlack Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Would that be Carling, by any chance? Could be any of them at the minute. Actually it was a dutch lager, appropriatly enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwentySixBlack Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 There was a few blown up condoms floating around the pitch. We always did well on an artificial pitch, so it's good to see us trialing the latest in Latex surfaces. Slick passing etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 I though Chlymidia was an early eighties new romantic band! Developed out of the 60s' folk/pop singer who wanted to join our fans in the south - Donovanosis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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