leeslover Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 According to friends of the X-Factor judge the divorce negotiations will take place at a beautiful country house hotel in the Cotswolds, with guests including Christine Bleakley and Frank Lampard, selected cast members from The Bill and the Gary Linekers. For the issuing of the decree nisi the High Court in London will be decked out in beige roses and Burberry taffeta and the final terms of the divorce will be sang by Michael Bublé to the tune of R Kelly's I Believe I Can Fly. The guests, including Sharon Osbourne, the cast of Ready, Steady Cook and the Gary Nevilles, will then each receive a glass of Cristal champagne and a deep fried prawn. If it's going to THAT kind of a party, you've got to feel for whoever gets Neville's keys out of the bowl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimsleftfoot Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 Yes they should have privacy. I'm not really interested in whether they split up or not and cannot really see how its news apart from a mention of "oh they have split up". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelaticsfan Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 Does that mean she's going to move to Wilmslow, shag taxi drivers and feed her 14 kids on turkey twizzlers? (Best get my badge sorted... ) pretty much yeah, shede will reach 35 and the looks would have gone and they would have moved on to the next gorgeous girl, she will be left doing the occasional interview on GMTV and appearance in "im a celebrity when i get out of here" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razza699 Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 as long as she is still on X actor on a sunday night for me to fantasise about Im fine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beag_teeets Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 (edited) pretty much yeah, shede will reach 35 and the looks would have gone and they would have moved on to the next gorgeous girl, she will be left doing the occasional interview on GMTV and appearance in "im a celebrity when i get out of here" That's when the desperate clinging to stardom begins and the appearances in "Gentlemen's Relaxation" films start with Cheryl and the blonde one exploring their friendship... Did I say that out loud? I only popped in here for my keys. Edited February 25, 2010 by beag_teeets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelaticsfan Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 That's when the desperate clinging to stardom begins and the appearances in "Gentlemen's Relaxation" films start with Cheryl and the blonde one exploring their friendship... Did I say that out loud? I only popped in here for my keys. is that what you think of when you look for keys? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusoe Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 (edited) I want whatever he's using as a key ring. Sounds much more inspiring than mine. Edited February 26, 2010 by Crusoe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 I want whatever he's using as a key ring. Sounds much more inspiring than mine. You might have to go into the Spurs changing room to get it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelaticsfan Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 bets on which money making fella shes going to leech on to and marry next? simon cowell? terry sound like he would be up for it? defoe likes the high profile bimbo aswell! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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