opinions4u Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 Magic spray out, magic bucket and sponge back in. Home internationals. Players complaining of cramp in any game bar the FA cup final to be sent off and given a 20-match ban. Best post on a great thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Ritchie Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 Money made in football to be reinvested evenly across all formats. Manchester United fans who follow their team because they are ‘the best’ to have their televisions disconnected whenever there is football on the tele. Jeff Stelling to retire from the excellent Soccer Saturday to get people out of the front room and into the stands. Chairmen to stand on the terraces (metaphor for sitting in the cheap seats before you all start giving it lobsters) with the fans, ingesting at least one pie and one cup of Bovril per game. Each game to be reviewed by video so diving and cheaters can be punished accordingly. Goal line technology. Wags to be employed by the clubs their habs play for in fitting jobs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristolatic Posted October 7, 2010 Author Share Posted October 7, 2010 Sven sacked within a month or two without another few million quid compensation Ban clubs from changing all three kits every year - one at a time every other year (well, in the Greedy League anyway) Keep names on shirts but ban nicknames - Chucho for God's sake! Sounded like a bloody train coming. Chicharito - what's that? A term of affection or a chewy sweet? Make referees give interviews to justify their questionable decisions Stop this bloody nonsense about injured players having to go off if the physio is called on - anyone remember Latics defending a corner (can't remember who against) with both CDs (I think one was Haining) on the touchline? And why doesn't it apply to goalkeepers? Instead of a ref's whistle, sound a hooter for half time / full time / added time linked to an accurate time piece which correctly assesses the stoppages - no more Fergie Time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SholverBlue Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 Ian moore to have an 'unfortunate car accident' that ends his career All England, Wales, Northern Ireland and Scotland games on live TV Lower league football being broadcast wider Man United to go Bankrupt and get relegated to Oldhams League SAFE STANDING TO BE BROUGHT IN TO ALL STADIUMS Ban prawn sandwiches at football grounds More English talent getting through in our leagues Cap on players wages and Getting into a football match These take immediate effect, shall be called the Sholver ruling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downender2 Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 BSkyB to go bust that'll make me happy...on a more personal front Lookers stand to be miraculously raised from the ground and Chaddy end to be standing terrace again...and me to win the euro lottery and buy the club Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Sinnott Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 Rochdale AFC to go out of business. That is all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forte_Baby Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 1. Gate money spit not 50/50 but a fair percentage. 2. All England games on terrestrial TV. 3. Channel 5 to show a Premier League game. 4. Old fashioned style European Cup brought back. 5. Sqaud numbers to be scrapped revert back to old 1-11 system. 6. JPT winners to be given bye to 3rd round of fa cup. 7. Points deductions for clubs who keep fielding weakend sides in domestic cup competitions. 1. Gate money spit not 50/50 but a fair percentage. 2. All England games on terrestrial TV. 3. Channel 5 to show a Premier League game. 4. Old fashioned style European Cup brought back. 5. Sqaud numbers to be scrapped revert back to old 1-11 system. 6. JPT winners to be given bye to 3rd round of fa cup. 7. Points deductions for clubs who keep fielding weaken sides in domestic cup competitions. 8. Smaller Eastern European nation to win a International club competiton. 9. Gibraltar to get both UEFA and FIFA membership. 10. Isle of Mann to play in FA CUP. 11. San Marino to eventually win a match. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oafc-latics Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 when players go down and grab the ball, the other team is given a freekick. give the fourth official a video replay and let them judge from that more league football on freeview Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De_La_Vega Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 All good points, but the grinders for my gears are simple; 1) Arsenal to win everything (except for at 3) due to having outrageously talented players like RVP and Cesc. 2) United to be liquidated - literally though. The entire club, including staff and buildings, to be put in a giant blender. 3) Liverpool to win the league once while Torres is there. 4) Gary Neville to be beaten up before 2. 5) Serious bad tackling (like that Stoke vs Fulham debacle) to be punished by instant execution; the method being an ironic "slide-tackled to death" idea. Not sure how many such it would take to kill the average man but it'd hurt. 6) Any manager blaming a referee to be shot by the interviewer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razza699 Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 Liverpool to fold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikejh45 Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 Liverpool to fold Would that be the club or the city? Personally speaking, having worked with the empty-heads for 3 years, I would go for the latter!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razza699 Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 Would that be the club or the city? Personally speaking, having worked with the empty-heads for 3 years, I would go for the latter!!! Club Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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