24hoursfromtulsehill Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 It's great that the runners raise so much for charidee (and so selflessly make themselves the centre of attention for about a decade) but their families and well wishers should be barred from London unless they are from London. Ruined my tube journey to my gym. They're all giving it the this-is-so-much-fun bollocks. I'm not having your fun, you :censored:house rats. :censored: off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudemedic Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 It's great that the runners raise so much for charidee (and so selflessly make themselves the centre of attention for about a decade) but their families and well wishers should be barred from London unless they are from London. Ruined my tube journey to my gym. They're all giving it the this-is-so-much-fun bollocks. I'm not having your fun, you :censored:house rats. :censored: off. Standing on the left were they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous_Tic Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 When I did the Great North Run last year (ooh look at me...) everywhere there were families cheering on encouragement. Like they lived along the route and they'd just popped out of their houses to gee up a bunch of strangers who happened to be running past. Middle aged geordie women shouting how amazing everyone was doing, kids getting hi-fives from runners, people handing out biscuits and drinks (incl. beer). It did strike me that you would never, ever, get such a thing in London. Tourists here in general can piss off though. Tube best avoided on weekends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorrro Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 "Gym". Haha. Hahaha. Hahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opinions4u Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 Using the tube to get to the gym? Why not jog to the gym, not go in, jog home, cancel the direct debit to the gym be fitter and give the money saved to PlayerShare? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kentlats Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 Think he meant Jims Cafe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted April 13, 2014 Author Share Posted April 13, 2014 "Gym". Haha. Hahaha. Hahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa, You should see the guns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted April 13, 2014 Author Share Posted April 13, 2014 Standing on the left were they? And much else besides. For one thing, they ignored the queuing protocols at London's only queuing underground station, Canary Wharf. :censored:ing barbarians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudemedic Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 You should see the guns. And much else besides. For one thing, they ignored the queuing protocols at London's only queuing underground station, Canary Wharf. :censored:ing barbarians.You should have shown them your guns? Have you given them names yet? May I suggest Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 As I'm back in Zone 5 from today I guess I don't get a say. Anyway, got to head off and stab someone, innit bruv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorrro Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 Welcome home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted April 13, 2014 Author Share Posted April 13, 2014 Think he meant Jims Cafe. Nee-naw-nee-naw-nee-naw-nee-naw-nee-naw-nee-naw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted April 13, 2014 Author Share Posted April 13, 2014 You should have shown them your guns? Have you given them names yet? May I suggest Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary. They could see the guns (I was wearing a string vest). They were relying on me join in their happy day out fagging after their selfish husband / wife / daughter / son / boyfriend / bird etc. And then jumping my queue and standing on the left. Heathens! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 They could see the guns (I was wearing a string vest)One of those big nets they used to use in the docks when the East End was full of lovable dockers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ackey Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 The :censored: are you doing in the Wharf on a Sunday anyway!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rosa Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 I'm not having your fun, you :censored:house rats. :censored: off. It's a shame the bbc didn't screen your text message on their live coverage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted April 13, 2014 Author Share Posted April 13, 2014 The :censored: are you doing in the Wharf on a Sunday anyway!? Reebok, toning, swimming, boxing. For Zorrro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted April 13, 2014 Author Share Posted April 13, 2014 It's a shame the bbc didn't screen your text message on their live coverage. The bastards. Balance my arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorrro Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 Reebok, toning, swimming, boxing. For Zorrro. Oh great. Inappropriate Train Erection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ackey Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 Reebok, toning, swimming, boxing. For Zorrro. Jesus that place costs a fortune!! Textbook public sector - pay you far too much! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted April 14, 2014 Author Share Posted April 14, 2014 Jesus that place costs a fortune!! Textbook public sector - pay you far too much! It's worth it for him. Had to get the train in with the Monday morning wankers today - for the first time in about 10 years. It's the most barbaric time of the week, and yet people were better behaved than the Marathon wankers. A typical Jubilee line exchange: "Can you move down just a little bit please?" "There's no room." "Half the :censored:ing carriage is empty. :censored:'s sake." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorrro Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 A typical Jubilee line exchange: "Can you move down just a little bit please?" "There's no room." "Half the :censored:ing carriage is empty. :censored:'s sake." I've done away with the final sentence now. It's just a low growl until the inevitable happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ackey Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 It's worth it for him. Had to get the train in with the Monday morning wankers today - for the first time in about 10 years. It's the most barbaric time of the week, and yet people were better behaved than the Marathon wankers. A typical Jubilee line exchange: "Can you move down just a little bit please?" "There's no room." "Half the :censored:ing carriage is empty. :censored:'s sake." Haha! I get it Westminster-CW daily and don't have too much of a problem... I just push past people and stand in the middle if needs be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeP Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 Haha! I get it Westminster-CW daily and don't have too much of a problem... I just push past people and stand in the middle if needs be. Stand in the middle and you're also first in line should a seat become available. They just don't get it. Bloody cockneys.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ackey Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Stand in the middle and you're also first in line should a seat become available. They just don't get it. Bloody cockneys.... EXACTLY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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