inspectormorose

They are words no more no less,a collection of letters.Sweary words can be used to enrich a phrase or opinion and enforce it's meaning.It's not being lazy at all it's quite creative used in the correct manner! I say,Latics have scored. or Go on,go on,shoot you :censored: :censored: :censored: Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaalll Told you It's all in the interpretation. Someone will censor that an all.

The simple solution is not to ring me at all,that way you save yourself 2 minutes of suffering (cocks nose into the air,turns and walks off in a huff) Always poo at work,not only will you save money on toilet paper you'll be getting paid for it. Olympic athletes,disguise the fact that you have taken steroids by running a bit slower. An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator. High blood presure sufferers,simply cut yourself and bleed for a while thus reducing the pressure in your veins.

That sounds suspiciously like every phone conversation i have with you. Minor skin grafts can be performed on pigs by covering minor cuts and grazes with strips of bacon. Anorexics,when your knees become fatter than your legs,start eating cakes again. Don't waste money buying expensive binoculars,simply stand closer to the object you are wanting to view. Fool other drivers into thinking you have an expensive car phone by holding an old tv or video remote up to your ear and occassionally swerving across the road and mounting the kerb. Save electricity by turning off all the lights in your house and walking round wearing a miners helmet. Avoid parking tickets by leaving your windscreen wipers on "fast wipe" when you are illegally parked.

See i told you it was the best Phil Spector but you wouldn't have it would you! To be fair there are that many good ones it seems a shame to pick one but it's just the HUGE HUGE sound on River Deep that i love. Be honest,you would like it if it wasn't sung by Tina Turner,it's just her you can't stand not the song. Not sure if i can let you have The Ramones as that doesn't fall into fm territory,far too good for that One of the best gigs i've ever seen was the Ramones,Manchester Apollo in i think 1985.Treeeeeeeeeeeeemendous. 18 with a bullet,another one for Phil to do.

Did she resist the urge to say "I told you so",i would imagine not.Quality.

I have actually managed to post now,wouldn't post with a link attached,remove it and no problem. Clearly dicking about.I was out working earlier,some of us start at 8 o'clock,spreading joy amongst the good people of Uppermill this morning.I think you'll find it's called flexi time although admittedly i do stretch it's definition somewhat.Nice that the thought of me getting cold and potentially wet amuses you.

Indeed it is,big and hugely clever a bit like myself. Is there summat up with the other board,can't post on t'original big un.What a two hat.

Them mormons are right I win. Well if we are all at it......................................................

Now now just because i've finished for the day and you're still office bound don't get stroppy Beatrix Potter. Ray Allen my arse that was Lord Levy and he weren't no ventriloquist you twonk. Yes i have extensive knowledge of public conveniences in the North West as when i'm out reading meters i have an aversion to peeing my pants,and whilst we are on the subject of watersports i'm not the one who feels it necessary to text people to let them know i am currently using the loo

Spooky Stipey,she e mailed me a clip of Double Deckers last week,maybe it was a test to see if i recognised her.Mind you she also mailed me Casey Jones and that was in black and white,was she in that as well,i think we should be told

Actually i have been told to confirm that she is in fact 45 and looking very well off it or she will post something preposterous about Oompah Loo..................... Ah. Sod it she's 83. What actually happened was Sunday i.not unreasonably,got a wee bit leathered what with it being a day with a Y in,some time in the evening my niece and housemate was flicking channels and wandered across Charlie and the Chocolate Factory which i demanded to watch until i saw an Oompa Loompa and then announced i wanted to adopt one and was going to look on e bay to see if i could find one. This tale was recounted to herself at the football by said niece and housemate last night amusing her greatly to the extent she almost wet her knickers hence the Oompa Loompa japery on original big thread on JK earlier. She was quite full of it today as well as my 15 year old nephew said he thought she only looked 35.Mrs Robinson indeed Stipey i'm shi,erm rubbish at doing linky things on here shall add them to original big thread forthwith as i have been shown how to cut and paste stuff today,wow,computers piece of pi,erm very very easy.

Little lad answers the door and runs into the house shouting "dad,dad there's a man at the door with a bill" Dad says,don't be stupid son it's probably a duck with a hat on. White horse goes in to a pub,barman says 'ere we've got a drink named after you.Horse replies wot,Eric? What's blue and square,a red triangle in disguise.

37 off 7.1 1 wicket remaining

Or this................ www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFSZdJOLgew

Think we may have to wait 'til Monday Stipey,or Tuesday if it was a really good wedding! Anyone remember this..... www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdoruhxRsE

Oh that old chestnut,it was the flatmate wot did it,honest I'm on Orange so it must just have been random wierdness then!

Which moblie network are you on LL,strangely enough i got a text yesterday afternoon saying wtf are you on about.Someone out of the blue had just received a text i had sent on August 13th and dated as such that i had long since deleted.Curiouser and curiouser!

Whing whinge whinge whinge whinge,it's like listening to the Imperial Lord Ferg.You'll be blaming the referee next.

The lad who scored the other 2 goals was our Tom aka Inspectormorose jr. LL your innovative 2-3-7 formation for the second goal actually included 2 players who weren't even supposed to be on the pitch but wandered on for the free kick and one of them was the goalscorer so by rights it should have been chalked off and we win 4-1

The Fryatt shrine! Was on the wall of the hospital as i remember along the dirt track that runs between the hospital and the back of B & Q. One word "Fryatt" in huge letters,minimalist but iconic,was there years until someone blasphemously cleaned it off. Was going myself when the big man was with us but was that wee i don't really remember anything specific.Shame we didn't have the same wall to wall football coverage we have now to preserve him for posterity.

Double posting,how good is that,it's an art

Cricket comparisons got me stumped. Finished it Jimi very very good an all,will give it you back next week at the game.Would have looked at it in a different light (yeah i know that would be with it off and the curtains closed before anyone goes down that route,self smutting can't beat it )had i known of her carpet licking. Just got back off holiday,was up in Argyll by Dunoon.Apparently it's Scotlands best kept secret according to the tourist guff.Yeah and it can stay that way,it's . Inverary,one street town full of shops selling overpriced tartan crap to coachloads of yank tourists in search of their roots.Saw one beauty wearing a kilt over a pair of trousers. First time i've had a week in the lowlands,won't be happening again. Came home a day early so i can fully appreciate the beauty that is our championship winning team (there i've said it) at Macc tomorrow.Noticed on one of my net betting sites they've randomly given me a free 20 quid to play with whilst i've been away.Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm what should i do with that? Luckily i'm off to gods own country for another holiday 2 weeks today but oop north in the proper bit. Random topic,what did you want to be when you grew up when you were a kid.Can't remember if we did this on original big 'un or not but was thinkin' about my childhood whilst daydreaming on the drive home today.

Cricket comparisons got me stumped. Finished it Jimi very very good an all,will give it you back next week at the game.Would have looked at it in a different light (yeah i know that would be with it off and the curtains closed before anyone goes down that route,self smutting can't beat it )had i known of her carpet licking. Just got back off holiday,was up in Argyll by Dunoon.Apparently it's Scotlands best kept secret according to the tourist guff.Yeah and it can stay that way,it's . Inverary,one street town full of shops selling overpriced tartan crap to coachloads of yank tourists in search of their roots.Saw one beauty wearing a kilt over a pair of trousers. First time i've had a week in the lowlands,won't be happening again. Came home a day early so i can fully appreciate the beauty that is our championship winning team (there i've said it) at Macc tomorrow.Noticed on one of my net betting sites they've randomly given me a free 20 quid to play with whilst i've been away.Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm what should i do with that? Luckily i'm off to gods own country for another holiday 2 weeks today but oop north in the proper bit. Random topic,what did you want to be when you grew up when you were a kid.Can't remember if we did this on original big 'un or not but was thinkin' about my childhood whilst daydreaming on the drive home today.

What sort of attitude is that,erm yes it does mean you can run em ragged,you have done that to me both times i've played and i've two cracked ribs to show for it, take it you play in the Norveners league (just thought i'd bull us up by giving us a league standing) ,they break your leg you've got one left you play on otherwise your dropped. Sherdians World i'm not having this nancy boy attitude in my team,your sacked i'm in charge. We will win,we will grind 'em into the dust,we will be victoriousssssssssssss Let you be in charge of training i'm away this week

Makes it almost sound professional that Mads,picking teams,putting boots on More a case of oh your on that side of the halfway line your on that team That's about as specific as it gets :laught16: :laught16: Just lulling them into a false sense of security,honest.