inspectormorose

What sort of attitude is that,erm yes it does mean you can run em ragged,you have done that to me both times i've played and i've two cracked ribs to show for it, take it you play in the Norveners league (just thought i'd bull us up by giving us a league standing) ,they break your leg you've got one left you play on otherwise your dropped. Sherdians World i'm not having this nancy boy attitude in my team,your sacked i'm in charge. We will win,we will grind 'em into the dust,we will be victoriousssssssssssss Let you be in charge of training i'm away this week

Makes it almost sound professional that Mads,picking teams,putting boots on More a case of oh your on that side of the halfway line your on that team That's about as specific as it gets :laught16: :laught16: Just lulling them into a false sense of security,honest.

Inspectormorose jnr will be at Parkhead watching Celtic v Parma and bending Wee Gordons ear for any tips he may have to aid the Norveners cause. I'm thinkin' kick the may be at the top of the list If your doing it next Sunday may well make an appearance if the ribs improve,still giving me gyp best part of 3 weeks on,i only fell over FFS hows that happen. :sign0094: Still who needs painkillers when you have beer

Well you have been warned LL,just make sure his suit fits and you wipe regularly,he might even get a job in Browns cabinet

Yeah think your right John,was Grendon couple of streets up from me. Think after his sister died he was left to his own devices and didn't last much longer himself.

Off at a tangent,which is what big thread is for. Just been having a shave and i got a flashback to my step dad from when i was a kid. Anybody elses dad used to spend the apres shave period with practically the whole bog roll stuck to his cut to ribbons face? Nowadays us chaps have five bladed,gelled,leave you smooth as a babys arse cheeks razors. Back then they had Bic. Wonder they never bled to death,used to amuse me hugely at the time,him wandering around like the mummy

The man you seek was known as Foreign Coin Eddie,lived a couple of streets from me with his sister near Hulme Grammar school.He was knocking around Oldham when i was at school nearly 30 years ago. Originally he used to come and badger you for foreign coins (no,really,never have guessed would you) and he collected lolly sticks as well.Always used to have some sticking out of his top pocket. The Harold Wilson thing was apparently started by a mate of mine,didn't know the mate back in those days but he lays claim to it.Eddie was a staunch Heathite and the kids then used to taunt him with Harold Wilson shouts which sent him into a mad frenzy.My mate used to make films when he was a kid on an old cine camera round Coppice using Eddie as the main character,he's been threatening to put 'em on video or dvd for yonks. Eddies dead now has been for a few years but he was certainly one on his own .

Was that when you switched to play down my wing,seem to remember after 15 minutes you saying "I'm not coming near you again you'll hurt me"

Sad day. RIP

Hey our kid is still convinced there is something in it Read Labyrinth and Last Secret of the Temple myself recently both excellent reads,just finished one called Shattered Icon i can recommend,switches from modern day back to Elizabethan times and through a thousand years of religious intrigue to the blood soaked Crusades and the secret location of a holy relic.Says the back of the book. Just started one today called A Season for the Dead.Another one set in Rome around the Vatican with murders that each symbolize the death of a christian martyr. If you like oddities as well i can also recommend Rat Scabies and the Holy Grail in which the Damneds drummer is convinced he knows the whereabouts of the Holy Grail and sods off to find it.Very very funny.The bloke is a certifiable nutter. May be a sin punishable by death but can't stand the cult of Potter. Oh aye and while i think about it a book called Don't tell mum i work on the oil rigs,she thinks i'm a piano player in a whorehouse.It's only a couple of hundred pages long but is worth getting for the masturbating monkey story alone

Allotts been bought cos Johnny boy rates him highly as a midfielder not just for the fun of it so i'm sure he will be one of his first central midfield names on the sheet,which makes the rest interesting,someones missing out if we take it Kilkenny is going to be the creative heart should he come.There would have to be some shuffling around. Gary Mac still around as well. All makes for good competition in the engine room.

Ah good old smut,can't beat it. Reminds me of the old days on the original,wonder whatever became of that Got time on my hands,should i ? Wanders off to JK Latics...........

Well you were part way there Mads. Coq au Vin Tres bien Mr S

Definitely the latter,in my head i can still do it whereas in actual fact i can't

Tried some of that myself in Sundays game and now have the very painful severely bruised ribs to prove it (although i think they might have been caused when i fell over trying to head the ball whilst running backwards,bloke,can't multi task!),mind falling down a cellar at work Monday didn't improve 'em

The physical resemblance is almost uncanny

So delete it on it's grounds,not funny.

Of course,just trying to lull them into a false sense of security but don't tell 'em

So basically it's Oldham v The Rest of the World then That's a bit of a tall order

Think my 43 year old legs may be beyond this one However i may have a secret weapon for us Northerners if he fancies it. Those who played Sunday will know my nephew. He's got a goalkeeping trial for Latics tomorrow and is playing in a Latics yoof team game Sunday at Avro,it's getting him to play in goal in games like last Sundays that's the problem,he fancies himself as a roving midfielder come striker as well. Will work on him

Where would i find a list of released players looking for a club?

I think now is a good time to go down and pick my season ticket up from the ground.

Ok no worries,we'll get it somehow if we ain't doing it next week.

Hey Clare,can't believe we went and missed that.Obviously if we had still been their my Gregan like skills would have prevented it Wet,was it raining,never noticed it myself!

Thanks for that chaps and chappess ,just to let you know our Tom seems to be ok now can't have been anything serious. If one of you picked his ball up at the end of the game thanks,we will get it next week. Presume it's same time same place (different weather).