Well, well, well. This is about as local as it gets so we could come up with some form of initiation.
I'm going to assume we are meeting at London Bridge for this one. There a McDs near the station so, how do you feel about asking (making) JSS drink 5 pints in an hour (not too bad I know). However, in between each pint, he has to run from The George (or whichever pub we meet up in) buy and eat a McDs double cheeseburger. If he fails the initiation, we will force him to go to the game as his punishment ;)