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    Along with some Groucho Marx glasses-and-tache
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    I'm not sure it's Lee Johnson who's bitter.
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    I scoffed at the idea of going up for the last game, especially as it's the weekend before I fly out to get shackled. Then I started getting a bit misty-eyed and thought, ":censored: it, I can probably swing it (and by that I mean 12 months of frosty looks)". Then I checked this morning and it's on a :censored:ing Sunday at 12:15. WTAF?!
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    Fine by me. Sheff U and Swindon are firmly (okay, not firmly) in the play offs. Orient will :censored: 'em.
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    Hoping Millwall come down, Crawley and Orient stay up.
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    I can't. They since been replaced by a recurring nightmare: a hulking mass of hair and sweat lumbers towards me; the faint whiff of a punchy Vin d'Alsace pervading my nostrils. I try to motion away from this beast, this ogre, but it's no use: before I can take a couple of strides it's on me, pawing me with its foie gras-stained fingers. It's the nights I fear the most.
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    Said no one, ever.
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    I had a moment of madness. He promised me riches beyond my wildest dreams. I realise now it was all an elaborate scheme to get me into bed. Wait, what?
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    U wot m8?
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    Stephens for Brighton, too.
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    Remember the last time it was a predominantly northern League One? It was :censored:ing :censored:.
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    The wife's in Barcelona this weekend. Soz.
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    Were there any choice chants directed towards the Met's new blood?
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    Right-footed 25 yarder, right in the top corner: https://vine.co/v/eBYpum0Md5d
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    Dulwich's Slave Trade.
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    Weird. Why didn't your phone automatically update itself for DST?
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    You've got to admire Slash's unfettered and relentless pursuit of the capitalist dream. He shows much more integrity than certain Champagne Socialists/Prosecco Collectivists I wouldn't care to mention.
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    Intellectual debate is encouraged. Politics, less so.
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    Oh no you don't. For someone so fond of relaying the Tenets of OASIS you appear to have made a glaring omission.
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    "JON BIGGER IS A :censored:" "CHRIS PHILIP'S MUM HAS BIG TITS" "EMILY BENN WOULD DEFINITELY GET IT" Stuff like that.
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    Semantics. By "candidate" I thought it was obvious, though not explicit, that I meant "party". I don't wish to vote for any of the candidates/parties in my ward. Therefore, I'll be spoiling my ballot paper.
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    Who is it? I might know them.
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    None of the above. I live in a safe Tory seat, even if there was a candidate I'd want to vote for - and there isn't - it wouldn't matter.
  25. Zorrro
    Seeing LL in any form of nakedness would make anyone go soft.
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