Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii - yes
Charlton - Mebbe
Oxford - possibly
Wombles - yes
Everything else can nob off, especially MK. Can you believe it's roughly six years since that fateful Saturday morning text? When I write my memoirs at least I'll be able to pinpoint the precise moment I unequivocally ceased being impulsive.