A man had great tickets for the World Cup Final.
As he sits down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the empty seat next to him.
"No", he says. "The seat is empty".
"That's incredible!" says the other man.
"Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the World Cup Final, the biggest sporting event in football, and not use it?"
"Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me, but sadly she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven't been together for since we got married".
"Oh, I'm terribly sorry to hear that. But couldn't you find anyone else to take the seat? A friend, relative or even a neighbour?"
The man shakes his head, "No, they're all at the funeral"