Ohh Johnny Eyre

What?

Sheridan's World, you gave R.O.A.M a warning for less.

I'd have thought Raltic would have been an easier option.

I thought England 4 Ever.

No way, he's worth triple that.

No, seriously. My source is always right.

Chelsea are set to make a bid of £4 million for centre back Reuben Hazel. So says my source, anyway.

A guy I know has a daughter with the middle name Sheridan. His then wife said he could pick the middle name for the child, and she would pick the forename. If it was a boy, it would have been Fionn Dowie.

One of his friends used to dance like that, and Hughes is mimicking it.

Score from corners? So, so, so unrealistic.

Your just a s**t Luke Beckett.

I'm sure the Lino you refer to was running the line at United on Monday.

No, different one. Stop being stereotypical!

One of which was against us.

Exactly why it is the most un-realistic game in the world!

Best moment - Everton and the second victory against Leeds, I was certain Beckford would bag a hatrick against us. Best home game - Milwall 4-3. Best away game - Peterborugh the other week was a great game. Worst home game - Yeovil 0-2. Worst away game - Swindon. Never looked like scoring. Best day out -Masters, or Everton Best goal - Free kick v Milwall Player of the year - Reuben - so consistent. Most improved - Chris Taylor or Trippier. Best OWTB member -dean1984, such a depressed individual. Most entertaining opposition OWTB member - Spainboy

I know he has done some community work in a quest to prevent drink-driving, along with the mother of a lad who died as a result of DD a few years ago, Carl Crowshaw.

I would not trust him with the defensive responsibilities that go with this.

Can't remember the Everton game? It was the one where they started with Piennar (an International) on the left, he was getting no joy out of Eardley, so they moved McFadden (another International) onto him, where he also got no joy. You say I've shown no evidence, I have given numerous examples of good performances he has made.

You are yet to follow up your belief that Eardley is "garbage" with evidence.

Paul, Am I right in thinking that clubs include their season ticket holders in the official attendance number, regardless of whether they turn up or not.

And what about the others? Not bad for a "garbage" player.

One good cross? What about his cross for Lewi v Scunthorpe, his cross for Hughes v Cheltenham? His part in the well worked free kick v Milwall. His two individual goals against Crewe last season? His individual performance v Bournemouth last season, in which he only failed to get a hat rick by hitting the inside of the post. What about him marking Steven Piennar, James McFadden and Geovanni out of games over the last year, all Premier League players. He's only good enough for Unibond Premier you say?

No, but I am in constant contact with my girlfriends dad, who, believe it or not, speaks to his friend!!!!! Back to Eardley, name five goals he has been responsible for us conceding, and I will give you five goals he is responsible for us scoring.

Well, to be honest, a few people on here can confirm that Steve Wigley (Bolton assistant) is best mates with my girlfriend's dad. Sorry to p**s on your chips there.