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With Forbes joining the hall of shame, we now move onto an All-Star Donkey (don't worry, just because we're on Starbuck already doesn't mean we're out of names - we've got a :censored: load - and we couldn't find a better picture either) : Born 24th Nov, 1968 "Fatty" Starbuck joined the ranks of Colin's Oldham for free on the 1st August 1997, where he made a total of 8 starts and 2 apps off the bench. He scored one goal during his stint at BP. He officially left Latics for Plymouth on the 20th March 1998. A pivotal moment in Argyle's downturn of fortune.

Paul Reid was saved! An overwhelming majority of fans decided that Paul wasn’t such a donkey after all and saved him from a lifetime of carrots and straw hats. Out of 67 votes a whopping 79.1% voted to keep him out and recalled an excellent wonder goal that nobody could really remember and were unsure he had even touched it. Whatever, everything is all good for Reid now. Even though he did :censored: us off for Colin at Bury. And had a stormer against us. And scored a match levelling goal. :censored:. Anyway, here's our next offering: Born 17 Aug, 1981 defender Terrell "Terrible" Forbes joined Ronnie's Latics in May 2005 on a free from Grimsby, and officially left 22nd June 2006 for Yeovil. He notched up a total of 39 appearences at the back for Oldham. You can view all our past results at PV's Donkey Sanctuary mini-site: http://bit.ly/oJqSNJ

For those who don't know, this is how it works: This is Pine Villains Donkey Sanctuary! A PV mini-site that will never let you forget all those donkeys that took the piss and blagged us all into thinking that knew what they were doing. It will also remind you that whatever happens right now, we've had some right old :censored:e in the past. Every now and again (we’re not going to say every week – we can’t work to a regular schedule, we’re all lazy, and don’t worry we’ve got a lot of material) we’ll release a new PV Donkey Trading Card on the OWTB forums with basic stats and what-knot like any other trading card, we'll add a vote to either send him to the sanctuary as a proper donkey or save him from donkeydom - plus and this is what really counts, we need your real-life tributes to these donkeys. Be it good or bad we’re looking for your comments (keep it clean) on these asses so we can add those pearls of wisdom to the card bio in our donkey hall of fame on The Donkey Sanctuary site! Only the best will do, mind. In future we’ll only post them on here (OWTB), and the results will be posted on The Donkey Sanctuary http://wp.me/1NXi3 - Rodney Jack scraped into our hall of shame. Here's number three... Paul Robert Reid (born 19 January 1968 in Oldbury, Worcestershire) an English professional footballer who played as a midfielder in the Football League for Leicester City, Bradford City, Huddersfield Town, Oldham Athletic, Bury and Swansea City. He then played in the Welsh Premier League for Carmarthen Town and Afan Lido. He was brought into Latics from Huddersfield by Colin for £100,000 on 27th March 1997 and officially left on 2nd July 1999 to Bury on a free. During his stint at Boundary Park he Reid notched up 108 appearances and scored 7 goals. (soccerbase)

This is how it works: This is Pine Villains Donkey Sanctuary! A PV mini-site that will never let you forget all those donkeys that took the piss and blagged us all into thinking that knew what they were doing. It will also remind you that whatever happens right now, we've had some right old :censored:e in the past. Every now and again (we’re not going to say every week – we can’t work to a regular schedule, we’re all lazy, and don’t worry we’ve got a lot of material) we’ll release a new PV Donkey Trading Card on the OWTB forums with basic stats and what-knot like any other trading card, we'll add a vote to either send him to the sanctuary as a proper donkey or save him from donkeydom - plus and this is what really counts, we need your real-life tributes to these donkeys. Be it good or bad we’re looking for your comments (keep it clean) on these asses so we can add those pearls of wisdom to the card bio in our donkey hall of fame on The Donkey Sanctuary site! Only the best will do, mind. In future we’ll only post them on here (OWTB), and the results will be posted on The Donkey Sanctuary http://wp.me/1NXi3 - Dave Penney is already up. Here's number two... Brian Talbot brought Rodney Jack to Oldham on a free on the 5th July 2004 and officially left on the 10th August 2006, amassing a total of 5 game starts and 5 games off the bench however he did score more goals than Warren Feeney.

This is how it works: Welcome to the Pine Villain’s Donkey Sanctuary! A brand new PV mini-site that will never let you forget all those donkeys that took the piss and blagged us all into thinking that knew what they were doing. It will also remind you that whatever happens right now, we've had some right old :censored:e in the past. Every now and again (we’re not going to say every week – we can’t work to a regular schedule, we’re all lazy, and don’t worry we’ve got a lot of material) we’ll release a new PV Donkey Trading Card on the OWTB forums with basic stats and what-knot like any other trading card, we'll add a vote to either send him to the sanctuary as a proper donkey or save him from donkeydom - plus and this is what really counts, we need your real-life tributes to these donkeys. Be it good or bad we’re looking for your comments (keep it clean) on these asses so we can add those pearls of wisdom to the card bio in our donkey hall of fame on The Donkey Sanctuary site! Only the best will do, mind. In future we’ll only post them on here (OWTB), the results will be posted on The Donkey Sanctuary http://wp.me/1NXi3 So with a little help from those :censored:ers over on OWTB we give you #1 Dave Penney… Managed Oldham Athletic from 30 April 2009 until 6 May 2010 - Matches 48 Won 13 Drawn 13 Lost 22

I'll buy one if it had a picture of Hardy on it - winking - with SIMPLY THE BEST, written in multicoloured Comic Sans 3D Wordart underneath.

I was on the internets t'other day and I was shocked to discover that nearly everybody on it was a nosey jobsworth.

Hey! I'm out of work and I've got loads of bent Latics tee-shirts I need to unload. All with the new logo on, for just a small fee to cover costs you can have one. We could even get "I was at Oldham vs Tranmere" written on the back if you like.

Kerr-ching. Don't stop building those houses Ian! Oldham Athletic! You don't like us, do you Ian?

Ooo! Ian Hill will be pleased! I bet he can't wait to get his dannies on all that filthy lucre!

Ahhh right, I'm sorry. I get it now. Feeney.

Diego Cruzcampo. Now he was gash.

After Feeney? Feeney.

We iz still at twittererererers and that. Alan no likey us. ;o) We loves Alan. <3 <3 <3 That is all.

He cleared off last January since, you joined in March. So you're a "regenerated" member! Go on tell us - who were you before???????

I HAVE LOST CONTROL OF MY MIND The squares marked A and B are exactly the same shade of gray. If you don't believe the answer, you can copy the image into a paint program and check the colors.

RoyleArmy does not care for syntax

Don't worry, we've enlisted the big guy himself. Depends how often we release the shackles. http://pinevillains.co.uk/

Do you want to write with us on Villains instead? We're looking for contributions. Ta.

...we've got this snippet: "Thank God that fat faced went, I thought he was going to have a thrommy with his gammon breakfasts twice a day!" We cannot reveal our sources. Booyakasha!

Never fear, PV are here. Our intrepid reporting skillz will be put to good use...

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